Daddy, are you awake? The baby is talking to you. I'm here next to you, in the dark, in my mother's stomach. I have your nose and eyes, I feel your caresses, my laughter will flow soon, crying, or rather, but not from grief. And while I grow up, you protect my mother. I love you all already. Wait, I'll come to you soon!
How good it is to know that another heart is beating inside you, from a loved one.
The best cargo in the world is a toddler in the belly!
Do you know what it’s like to put your hand on a pregnant girl’s belly... It’s like touching the universe... The little world of the future... It’s wonderful! This is incomparable to anything... It's like touching the universe... Touching the beautiful... The unknown...
He turned my head so much that I felt sick for 9 months...
I'm so funny... My belly button sticks out... I walk slowly and am afraid to go to the maternity hospital... I wonder if she or he is there, now I'm not alone, I'm 2 in 1...
If you are pregnant, this is temporary. If you are not pregnant, this is also temporary.
Statuses about pregnancy - Pregnancy is a unique time in a woman’s life that is worth living on a royal scale!
Bunny, you know what I thought... Come on, if we have a girl, then we’ll call him Ksyusha, and if it’s a boy, then Vlad. - WHAT? - I completely forgot to tell you! Anyway, I took a pregnancy test yesterday...
A cat is a drug of love, and it makes your tummy grow. There a little man, such a paw, will open his eyes and say “DADDY”!
The most powerful adrenaline rush is not a roller coaster, but waiting for the result of a pregnancy test!!!
God gave me an unspeakable miracle - I will become wiser, I will be a mother. Your heart beats like a butterfly inside me - I’ll wake up, smile, and it will smile. It will not betray, it will be a joy, a piece of me, a golden falling star.
What a strange bliss to realize that there, inside, perfection is growing and maturing, my angel, the fruit of my love.
You know, there is no one more beautiful than a pregnant woman... There is happiness in the eyes... There is love in the heart... There is a blush on the cheeks... And inside there is a little life...
A pregnancy test is like children's tights: if there are 2 stripes, it means ASS!
Darling, tell me 3 magnificent words that forever unite loved ones? - Honey, I'm pregnant!
You know, according to the results of one test, it turns out that you will have to live with me all your life! - What kind of test? - For pregnancy...
In the seventh month of happiness!
Sex and pregnancy are like ice cream and a sore throat.
The only thing more capricious than a pregnant woman is a pregnant man.
A man is never space. And a pregnant woman in the second half of pregnancy, according to at least, represents a closed space for another human being.
Best hairstyle - clean hair, best makeup - healthy sleep, best figure- pregnancy.
Under the moon and the sun, troubles will pass by, our home with you, bypassing it. We'll watch the sparks by the fireplace. You will become a mother, and I will become a father...
Many girls want to marry only for love, but get married solely because they are pregnant.
There is no more valuable and treasured gift from a loved one than a new one small heart, beating inside you!
It’s not a sin to be jealous when girls in front of you at the pharmacy take tampons, and you buy a pregnancy test.
No guy can understand that 3 minutes are worth a lot when you are waiting for a pregnancy test to be given to you.
Best status:
– My dear dear cat, love makes your tummy grow. There’s a little paw in it that will squeak and say “DADDY.”
- Darling, please give me three magic words, connecting the hearts of lovers forever. – I’m pregnant, my love!
It's time to buy a red marker, a pregnancy test and get ready for the wedding!
– Man, are you pregnant?!! You're behaving like a capricious pregnant lady!
- I'm paying great attention to your words? - Well, no, it’s not every day that I hear from a man: “Your task is to give birth to my child!”
There is no more valuable and precious cargo in the world than the little desired toddler in a mother’s tummy.
Every peasant has known from time immemorial that in order for a goose or turkey to become fat for the New Year, it is hung in a net and force-fed. In other words, he is deprived of the ability to move and is fed for slaughter. And in 2-3 weeks it is ready.
The inscription on the maternity hospital: hey, hey, vagrants!
Selling pregnancy test... positive
I went to Fresh air, work up an appetite. And, judging by her belly, she had a good time. – A.V. Ivanov
- my bunny. - Yes my Sunshine! – and when will we have sunbeams?
In order not to feel sick from many people around you, you can get pregnant and then you will feel sick from one - Evgeniy Khankin
Envy is when you buy a pregnancy test at the pharmacy, and the girl in front of you buys tampons.
Calendar reform does not shorten gestational age. – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
It’s so cool when your boyfriend tells you: “Dress warmly, you still have to give birth to my children!”
Desirable elastic bands are things for hooks. – A.V. Ivanov
A Catholic woman is already allowed to avoid pregnancy with the help of mathematics, but she is strictly forbidden to resort to chemistry or physics. – Henry Louis Mencken
... Girls live in a world of fears. They are afraid of never getting pregnant and afraid of getting pregnant...
The inscription at the entrance to the Chinese maternity hospital: Enough!!!
The safest way to protect yourself is with your mouth. – A.V. Ivanov
Virtual communication leads to the virgin birth and birth of children with avatar faces and nicknames. – Elena Ermolova
You don't really know a guy until you ask him to put on a condom. – Madonna
Comment: Let me clarify right away - I won’t explain! – V. Galashev
Everything about a woman is a mystery, and the answer to everything is her pregnancy.
- Darling, you will soon become a dad! - Eh, I wanted to be an astronaut...
The problem not only went deeper, but also led to unwanted pregnancy. – Mikhail Mamchich
Trusting half is like being a little pregnant. – Alexander Kargin-Utkin
Tell me, have there been any pregnant women in your family?
Once I crossed the threshold of motherhood, I suddenly became public property, the animated equivalent of a public park. This cutesy expression You're now eating for two, my dear, perfectly conveys the fact that even your dinner is no longer your business. Indeed, when the land of the free has mastered the methods of coercion, the expression You now eat for us implies that two hundred-odd million people poking around will object if you want to eat a donut with jam, rather than a full meal of organic products and vegetables, including all five major food groups. The right to command pregnant women will certainly be included in the Constitution.
A man walks into a pharmacy: “Two pregnancy tests and two validols.”
The most interesting situation- this is when a woman who finds herself in an interesting position is very interested in: which of the possible candidates for paternity put her in such an interesting position? – Yuri Tatarkin
It's time not only T-shirts, but also Wedding Dresses decorate with inscriptions... For example, the inscription is very relevant: NOT... PREGNANT!!! – Vladimir Borisov
A man is never space. And a pregnant woman in the second half of her pregnancy is at least a closed space for another human being.
The female body is like a clockwork: once you start it, it ticks for nine months. – Mikhail Mamchich
The Ryaba hen saw Faberge eggs and did not envy the hen who gave birth to these eggs... - Vladimir Borisov
The entire time I was pregnant with Kevin, I struggled with the very idea of Kevin, with the belief that I had demoted myself, from driver to car, from homeowner to home.
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before and not after, but instead. NN 1 Humor)
The best contraceptive is pregnancy.
Abortion, womb! palindrome) – Stepan Balakin
Dad, I'm pregnant, here's a list of suspects
A strained relationship with a condom is not a burden. – Evgeniy Khankin
Tests on are take-off green sticks. – Vladimir Borisov
You can't live like that! It's time to protect yourself! – Maya Chetvyortova
They say they have invented an absolutely reliable birth control pill. Too late. It would have been better if she had been the seed in the apple that the serpent offered to Eve. – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
So in the heat of the moment they made me... - A.V. Ivanov
Any pregnant woman is like a Trojan horse.
The best time to study is pregnancy, because you study two in one. – Elena Ermolova
Pregnancy for a woman is God's providence, pregnancy for a man is a test of the sincerity of feelings...
There is a big difference between getting pregnant and getting pregnant!
A man is never space. And a pregnant woman in the second half of her pregnancy is at least a closed space for another human being.
Truly happy is the girl who carries under her heart a child conceived from a man.
Make it a rule to terminate your pregnancy during pregnancy.
Nothing spoils a woman more than a man.
Classic Pregnancy Quotes
A true family begins with the birth of a child...
Unfortunately, reproductive physiology is such that contact is necessary.
When she comes out, hold her nose, and I will blow into her mouth, the child will jump out of her.
Limit classic quotes about pregnancy
Before you get pregnant, you need to get married so that someone is obligated to have sex with you!
And today they kicked me and jumped me all night... What an interesting feeling it is when someone lives inside you :)
I am pregnant! - I don’t remember that we... - You were drunk! - I don’t remember getting that drunk!
Nowadays, on the bus, only another pregnant woman can give up her seat to a pregnant woman.
Children are flowers of life. How I want this bouquet for myself...
The only bright spot was the cheerful poster in pink tones and the inscription at the top: “Pregnancy is the natural state of a woman.” It turns out that until now I was in the unnatural?!
It’s so wonderful to wake up in the morning with peace in your soul, with love in your heart, with light music in your head and with a tiny life inside...
The first pregnancy is for the wedding. The second is about money. Third - they wanted. The fourth, fifth and subsequent ones - let them run, it’s a pity or something.
Pregnancy is a virus that is spread by men, but only women get sick.
Given my taste preferences, I’m generally afraid of getting pregnant. I might want wool or machine oil. Or take over Bulgaria.
No, Thomas. I'm not pregnant. - God bless! With your ears and my face, our children cannot be envied.
Compassionate Classic Pregnancy Quotes
I’m even curious what it’s like to find out that you’ll soon become a father? Did Tom shit his pants out of fear or was he just confused?
When we quarreled with your dad (and we quarreled mainly because it seemed to me that he did not correctly understand my whimsical charades, and therefore - oh, horror! - did not love me), he ran out for air, choking from an acute lack of words And I wrapped my arms around you over the ball of my stomach and sadly complained that they don’t understand us, they don’t love us, and we were left alone with you, but we won’t leave each other, we will never, and always understand without unnecessary words... Your dad came back and laid it in front of us flowering twig cherry plum, and said his meek “Forgive me.”
When I grow up and learn, I will write a movie about real childbirth. About how things really happen here. There will be a lot of filming there famous actors, it is important. Everyone needs to know what it is to give birth to a human being. Maybe if we knew more about this side of complex human life, if we did not consider it only a female attraction, then there would be fewer wars?
The most powerful adrenaline rush is not a roller coaster, but waiting for the result of a pregnancy test!
A child is a message from God, made with love.
When a woman is about to give birth, nature does something to her, surrounds her with some kind of aura, gives her a special attractiveness...
Luxury Classic Pregnancy Quotes
Once I crossed the threshold of motherhood, I suddenly became public property, the animated equivalent of a public park. This cutesy expression “You're eating for two now, darling” perfectly conveys the fact that even your dinner is no longer your business. Indeed, when the land of the free has mastered the methods of coercion, the expression “Now you eat for us” implies that two hundred-odd million people poking around will begin to object if you want to eat a donut with jam, rather than a full meal from organic products and vegetables, including all five major food groups.
Girls, who wrote “Hurray, I’m not pregnant!” in the toilet in blood?
Pregnant women have a special energy; they radiate warmth.
They say that in order for a man to feel what pregnancy is, he needs to tie 1.5 kg of cereal to each leg, give him a sleeping pill, a diuretic, and tie something like a belly to his belt, and send him to work!
Do you want to be the father of my child? - What? - Just give me the cum.
Andrei was affectionate with her, calling her little blood, at first they didn’t even think about the kids, they just lived next to each other, enjoying their closeness, and that’s all. A child could even interfere with this happiness. But then, somehow, gradually, on the sly, just because there was a danger of violating the eternal order of family affairs, anxiety arose from somewhere that what they initially avoided and feared, now they began to watch - will it happen or won’t it? Months passed, nothing changed, and then the anticipation grew into impatience, then into fear.
If you have ever seen the eyes of a happy pregnant woman, then you will agree with me that no diamonds can compare with the beautiful sparkle of these eyes!
Why do you have to become ugly in order to give birth to a new creature?
In general, pregnant women are usually treated as weak-minded. Like, normal person It will not reach such a ridiculous state.
Humorous Classic Pregnancy Quotes
He moved, the child moved! - Oh my God! - No, wait... No, the elastic band on the panties broke.
Emilien, I'm in a position! - But how? - The wind blew. I forgot to close the window.
The little daughter came to her father and asked the little one: “Two stripes - okay?” Dad felt bad.
And I had no idea that the contemplation of a pregnant woman is so calming - as soon as I enter the subway car, all the guys sitting fall asleep...
Yeah... pregnancy is such a thing: sometimes it is affectionate and loving, sometimes... - Cruel, vindictive and castrating? - Well, I wanted to say “capricious”... - Well, there’s still more to come.
You are a sailor, I am a sailor. You are a fisherman, I am a fisherman. You are on land, I am at sea, How did you get pregnant?
The girl decided to tell her husband about her pregnancy in an original way- she renamed her name in her husband’s phone to the name “Stork”, and in the morning, when her husband left for work, she sent him an SMS: “I’ve already taken off... I’ll be there in about 8 months... Wait”)))
I am pregnant. -Are you pregnant with a child? - How long have you been smelling these markers? Of course as a child!
An ultrasound showed that they will have... A WEDDING!
The entire time I was pregnant with Kevin, I struggled with the very idea of Kevin, with the belief that I had demoted myself, from driver to car, from homeowner to home.
Nowadays everyone gets married “on the fly,” but I don’t want that... But I want the person I love to take me as his wife, not because she’s pregnant, but because he loves me and can’t live without me for a second...
My girl has a bun in the oven and I guess you know who the damn baker is.
Waiting for the birth of a baby is an amazing state, filled with emotions. Therefore, the woman herself, and her family and friends, certainly need to post pregnancy statuses on their social networks. These statuses can express interesting behavior, unusual preferences and sudden changes in mood of the one who carries the baby under her heart.
Funny statuses about pregnancy
Of course, there is no humor without humor. Therefore, take note of the following statuses, which will definitely find their place on the pages of “Vkontakte”, “Odnoklassniki” and other social networks.
My friend started to get better
And they lie on the couch all day long,
She also fights with her stomach.
And that’s all because the children’s home is there.
I eat herring with chocolate,
Jellied meat with marmalade
Borscht with cake,
Cookies with radish,
Because in the stomach
I have a baby.
Some will say I'm strange.
That I don't know what I want.
I'll answer, no, that's not true,
I just want a sandwich
I'll season it with sausage
Apple and dried apricots,
And also jam, cheese,
To make the taste seem sweet.
Don't think badly
My baby just lives in my tummy.
I asked my husband for a cake
So that you don't feel sad.
But while he's going to the store,
I want cabbage.
And then I want herring,
Sweet sticks, honey.
He pleases all the time
Because darling knows
That I'm waiting for a baby.
Tastes are different.
Tears come from the desire for sweets.
And while I'm going to the store, I already need an orange.
The baby dictates the tastes to me, and then sits and savors it.
Statuses about pregnancy: beautiful, filled with emotions
Of course, women in this position are overwhelmed with emotions. Therefore, sometimes they really need to read statuses about pregnancy, which will bring tears to their eyes, and they will fully understand their condition. Please note the following options. Deep and meaningful statuses about pregnancy:
I won't harm myself while waiting for a miracle.
I will eat everything healthy,
Listen to lovely music.
I will study all the books and magazines,
Those in which they write about children.
And then I will sit quietly and listen to my little blood.
I studied all the sites,
I read poems in them,
I also learned fairy tales
Songs of sonorous souls.
And now I’m sitting, singing,
And I'm expecting a baby.
I don't dress according to fashion
And in a way that is comfortable for the stomach,
Because its resident,
I value it very much.
So that his house does not pinch him,
No elastic bands, no belts,
I'll jump into a vest dress,
And I'll go for a walk in silence.
About pregnant women in verse
Of course, statuses about pregnancy - “waiting for a miracle” - are not just short or rhyming sayings. You can write entire poems about this situation.
A leg popped out on my stomach.
Oh, and this leg wants to run along the path.
But for now it sits in me, daughter or son
Sometimes disrupting the rhythms of my days and nights.
There, in the tummy, it’s warm, and you can clearly see,
When mommy doesn't sleep,
Every second is treasured
While she carries it within herself,
Home to the most beloved creature on Earth.
Even though pregnant women are sometimes strange,
But this strangeness was given to them from above, probably.
So that evil is not noticed, nervous system protected.
And when the baby appears, they were fully aware of it.
Wonder women and their behavior in verse
Pregnancy with sarcasm or spice. They are also worth paying attention to.
I bought a test today
And a red felt-tip pen,
I'll draw two stripes
To hide fears.
Let him offer me his hand,
She will call you to get married.
And a beautiful bride
Then he will call.
I got up early today
I ironed it again
All diapers, vests,
The bed that was about to be made.
I'm ironing all the clothes again,
I'm checking the clasps
Because very soon
I'll see my baby.
The training camp has been going on for a month now.
Thinking of going on a trip?
Yes, almost right
But on this trip I need:
Diapers, napkins, pipettes,
Bottles, pacifiers, rompers, booties,
Envelope, cream, powder, saucers,
Oh, how can I not dodge,
Do not forget everything that is on the list,
When will I go to the maternity hospital?
Also, statuses about pregnancy, in anticipation of the most emotional meeting, can be short.
I went to the maternity hospital, I will return as a mother.
Today I put together a package that will give me a ticket to the maternity hospital.
Diapers, nappies, pacifiers, booties, clothes of course, and candy for yourself.
Soon my husband will be walking under the windows, my mother, father and grandmother too,
Because I will give birth to someone who is dearer to everyone’s life.
Boring, dull, monotonous life will end very soon,
Just hold on.
Little, sweet, pretty little bundle,
I don’t know if my daughter or son is sitting there.
But I feel a soft, gentle body,
Which knows where to go.
Express emotions and convey your experiences. It's so sweet and sensual.
A Catholic woman is allowed to avoid pregnancy only by using arithmetic, astrology and logic, although there remains a complete taboo on physics, astronomy and chemistry. – Henry Mencken
At first, you will ascend and soar, soaring in the clouds in seventh heaven, basking and dreaming. After nine months you will experience a slow fall onto the sinful and stony ground. – Mikhail Mamchich
Many cause nausea, to the point of vomiting. Got pregnant - and your nausea is just from one thing. – Evgeniy Khankin
Tights are like a pregnancy test. Two stripes - they happily send us echoes.
A man is naturally afraid of pregnancy. Kindergarten in men it also causes allergies, urgent matters and wild fear. – A. Ivanov
It’s impossible to be even a little bit pregnant, just as it’s impossible to be a hundred percent sure.
The production of a full-fledged human being takes a full nine months as planned.
Trusting and doubting constantly is similar to persecution mania, idiocy or half-pregnancy.
It is impossible to shorten the duration or duration of pregnancy by reforming complex numbers or the calendar. – Stanislav Lec
Read the continuation of famous aphorisms and quotes on the pages:
I went for some fresh air to work up an appetite. And, judging by her belly, she had a good time. – A.V. Ivanov
Selling a test for... positive)))
Men! – this is a miracle, not a curse!
The spiral of evolution turned out to be contraceptive. – Gennady Malkin
Desirable elastic bands are things for hooks. – A.V. Ivanov
The most interesting situation is when a woman who finds herself in an interesting position is very interested in: which of the possible candidates for paternity put her in such an interesting position? – Yuri Tatarkin
So in the heat of the moment they made me... - A.V. Ivanov
You can't live like that! It's time to protect yourself! – Maya Chetvyortova
Sex is like ice cream and a sore throat.
This is a unique time in a woman’s life, worth living on a royal scale!!!
They put different inscriptions on T-shirts.
Why not write different ones?
inscriptions on wedding dresses?! For example, the inscription “Not pregnant!” had
would be a wild success! Vladimir Borisov
Dear, it’s better for us not to rush... because, it seems to me, it influences your decisions.
- No, no, Marshal, we shouldn’t miss this opportunity! Only because there is a mushroom growing inside me now...
- Fruit.
-...Does not mean that my mental nations...
- Mental capacity.
-...They have become umbilical!
- I... I have no idea.
And a powerful flashlight is blinding!
You're friends with someone and then it suddenly turns out that he's in love with you... it's like positive test on and
Most best test wait 9 months for this
A man enters the pharmacy: -Two tests for and two validol.
The inscription on the maternity hospital: hey, hey, vagrants!
Most women dream of getting married because of their large and pure love, but as a result they come out mainly by “flying in.” - Vladimir Borisov.
You don't really know a guy until you ask him to put on a condom. – Madonna
The safest way to protect yourself is with your mouth. – A.V. Ivanov
This shocker is used by the Chinese police
Envy is when you buy a test at the pharmacy, and the girl in front of you buys tampons.
If you imagine for a moment that a man can become pregnant, then abortion will become a church sacrament.
The inscription at the entrance to the Chinese maternity hospital: Enough!!!
The only thing more capricious than a pregnant woman is a pregnant man.
Any pregnant woman is like a Trojan horse.
And next time I’ll tell you how to make your boyfriend nervous using a felt-tip pen and a test
She's nervous... Nervous
Look how big your belly is. You're going to burst, baby. - Eh, dad, dad... If I tell you the truth, you'll go nuts...
I have been tormented by one question for a very long time: how do girls get pregnant on television shows and in places strict regime? Even in the animal kingdom they do not reproduce in captivity.
The best contraceptive is pregnancy.
It kind of tore, sealed it, didn’t help?
For some reason I was angry with Daniel. He's also responsible, but he doesn't have to spend eight pounds and ninety-five pence, hide in the toilet and pee on a stick...
They say they have invented an absolutely reliable birth control pill. Too late. It would have been better if she had been the seed in the apple that the serpent offered to Eve. – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
The best time to study is pregnancy, because you study two in one. – Elena Ermolova
Father, I became pregnant. Keep a list of accomplices.
A strained relationship with a condom is not a burden. – Evgeniy Khankin
– this is when you feel nauseous and crave salty foods. For example, you feel sick from boredom and long for the salty sea!
Abortion, womb! palindrome) – Stepan Balakin
Not a single guy will understand what those 3 minutes are worth when you take a test for...
Men! – this is a miracle, not a curse! Sex is like ice cream and a sore throat.
The Ryaba hen saw Faberge eggs and did not envy the hen who gave birth to these eggs... - Vladimir Borisov
Our friendship slowly grew into yours
The test is like children's tights: if there are 2 stripes, it means ASS!
Cupid's arrows are a mysterious thing. Hitting a woman will not only not injure her, but will even stop bleeding for many months...
It’s time to decorate not only T-shirts, but also wedding dresses with inscriptions... For example, the inscription is very relevant: NOT... PREGNANT!!! – Vladimir Borisov
A woman is a mystery, and there is only one solution for her -...
You also, with your mouth open in surprise, thoughtfully extend it eeeeeeeeeeeee...
Comment: Let me clarify right away - I won’t explain! – V. Galashev
How long ago was it that I want more.
Well, what kind of life paradox is this? Why are condoms, patches and tests in many pharmacies in the same row?
Virtual communication leads to the virgin birth and birth of children with avatar faces and nicknames. – Elena Ermolova
Does everyone have a mania for something??? Where don't go everyone is pregnant...
This is when you feel nauseous and crave salty foods. For example, you feel sick from boredom and long for the salty sea!
Tell me, have there been any pregnant women in your family?
A man is never space. And a pregnant woman in the second half of her pregnancy is at least a closed space for another human being.
If you want to get a strong dose of adrenaline, don't go on a roller coaster, take a pregnancy test instead.
He made her a position she couldn't refuse...
Material expression of sexual satisfaction.
O Mary, conceived without sin, make it possible for me to sin without conception! Augustine Broan
Unfortunately, reproductive physiology is such that contact is necessary.
The problem not only went deeper, but also led to an unwanted pregnancy. – Mikhail Mamchich
Our friendship slowly grew into yours. God gave me an unspeakable MIRACLE, I will be happier, I will be MOM:)
Tests on are take-off green sticks. – Vladimir Borisov
The entire time I was pregnant with Kevin, I struggled with the very idea of Kevin, with the belief that I had demoted myself, from driver to car, from homeowner to home.
To expectant mothers! You are strong - you are ready to give birth to your miracle alone, you are happy - you will have your own family! Diapers are ahead of you, nights without sleep, the first tooth, the first mother, the first step. Good luck to you!
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before and not after, but instead. Humor)
If you like safe sex, don't get married. -Gennady Malkin.
It’s not 5 years now, but I’m still running and looking into my bag when my mother comes, suddenly there’s something tasty in there)
Selling a test for... Positive.)
The female body is like a clockwork: once you start it, it ticks for nine months. – Mikhail Mamchich
Once I crossed the threshold of motherhood, I suddenly became public property, the animated equivalent of a public park. This cutesy expression You're now eating for two, my dear, perfectly conveys the fact that even your dinner is no longer your business. Indeed, when the land of the free has mastered the methods of coercion, the expression You now eat for us implies that two hundred-odd million people poking around will object if you want to eat a donut with jam, rather than a full meal of organic products and vegetables, including all five major food groups. The right to command pregnant women will certainly be included in the Constitution.
Don't ask in what cases it is permissible to kill the unborn. Answer: for what? – Boleslaw Paszkowski
Mom: How do you protect yourself? Daughter: Moral principles, mom!
If you want to get rid of a guy, just get pregnant with his child. There was a guy, there is no guy.
If you are puzzled by the question of how to spend a night that will remain in your memory forever. I have an answer - take birth.
Everything about a woman is a mystery, and the answer to everything is her pregnancy.
– Born to the Queen of Scots legitimate son, and I’m just a dead, withered branch! Elizabeth I
Girls live in a world of fears. They are afraid of never getting pregnant and afraid of getting pregnant...
The most powerful adrenaline rush is not a roller coaster, but waiting for the test result!!!
Painfully familiar music and some strange feeling of life in the chest area...)
Easy love is the same absurdity as easy love.
It’s hard for you women, periods, cellulite, childbirth... And it was a shame to fuck apples!!!