Anniversary is big celebration. Many are trying to celebrate it on a grand scale. This implies a wide feast and many guests. There are not only relatives here, but also friends of the hero of the day with their children and spouses, his colleagues, co-workers, and superiors. It turns out to be a very diverse company - in terms of age, hobbies, interests. To prevent guests from getting bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment you can offer them. The best options for this are scenes that will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one “actor” and larger-scale ones. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will be suitable, from existing books, films and mini-productions that we spied somewhere, to those invented independently. However, they all must have one thing in common - be funny.
Costume performances
The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participating actors are dressed for believability. Usually the guests themselves are the actors. Their participation is agreed upon in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to give an additional gift.
Traffic police inspector and hunters
Three men are participating. You need to choose the appropriate costumes - a traffic police uniform for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. “Hunters” can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.
Progress of the scene
Two hunter friends, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they broke the rules traffic and were stopped by the inspector. We explained the situation to him - well, it’s impossible not to congratulate him good man! Of course, the inspector agreed to take them to the celebration site. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and himself joins in the congratulations. He reads out, and then hands the wife of the hero of the day a certificate of technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday boy himself (his last and first name is announced) on the occasion of his 50th birthday (the number can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.
Technical inspection
Conclusion of the traffic police
- The condition is excellent.
- The owner claims that this vehicle can still be driven and driven.
- Refuel only with high-quality fuel - octane number not less than 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
- Regular lubrication of the filler part is recommended: on vacation, after hunting and bathing, on birthdays, etc.
- Using a vehicle by proxy is not permitted.
- The owner must remember that for normal operation vehicle caress, love and regular lubrication are needed.
- The next technical inspection is recommended after 50 years.
Italian guests
This skit also requires three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple; you don’t even have to completely change the actors’ clothes, but simply choose the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, brimmed hats. For the translator - visual glasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. At the height of the fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head towards the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravizhilento yubelento e druzente – lubente alcoholento pipento! Translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Come to the devil in the middle of nowhere and tell me at least something! Translator: We came to your wonderful city to join everyone’s congratulations. 1st guest: Pozhelanto ne glotanto tabletanto and not znanto vrachevanto! Translator: We would like to wish you good health. 2nd guest: Let there be a lot of money in your wallet and your belly was always full! Translator: May it accompany you through life financial well-being and lasting happiness. 1st guest: Puskaento druzilento nikogdento na krysento! Translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We wantetto handed over figinetto and jurundento! Translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy are for you. 1st guest: Not obzhirante and not blivante, pusento not lopnento. Translator: Eat healthy and enjoy. 2nd guest: Posminente nascente priezdante – italiano podarente. Translator: Remember us, always your Italians.
Strange salaries
A small costume scene that should accompany, and possibly open, the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is advisable that they be women - thin, vertically challenged and high dense:
- The little one is being “weighted” a small amount money - it can be either coins or small denomination bills. You can simply draw them on large sheets of paper so that they are clearly visible.
- A tall woman is dressed more richly - there are no coins at all, but there are a lot of large bills.
Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.
Congratulations to Little Salary
Don’t look, dear birthday boy, that I’m still so little. I wish you all the most beautiful things in the world. May, with my help, you be able to provide yourself with a life worthy of the king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. I hope that together we can please you.
Congratulations to a Big Salary
Maybe I don't look much like a lucky lottery winner, but together with little sister We - best gift, which will be useful to you in any situation, will take you on vacation and will bring you many pleasant minutes! Congratulations! After this speech, all guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift present it to the birthday person. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.
Mini-productions
Such scenes usually do not take much time. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. Very rarely more is needed.
It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day and his guests.
Urgent medical examination
A man fully dressed as a doctor enters the hall. He's wearing glasses white robe, stethoscope, shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small “medical case”. Doctor: Allow me, let me! Before congratulations can be heard, I am forced to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins an examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical procedures. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let’s see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “that’s what I thought,” and the like. After this he makes a short speech.
Doctor's speech
I have conducted a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…
- Jubilee (last name, first name, patronymic).
- Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
- The pulse is a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
- Blood type - only red cells, sometimes white ones are also found (in strictly measured quantities). This is real “blood and milk”!
- Heart rate – as expected own anniversary– sometimes skipping, sometimes freezing from a complete overabundance of feelings.
- The vital tone is completely versatile.
- Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
- Hearing is truly universal, which is very rare.
- The sense of smell is very subtle, with a probability of error of 3% it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
- Chronic diseases are an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious lunch, a lovingly prepared dinner. More often this occurs next to a working TV.
- The daily routine is mixed: walking, sitting, lying down.
- The general conclusion is only the beginning of life of a given organism. It is recommended to take from life everything you want and what you didn’t get.
Urgent telegram
A man with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache enters the hall. He pretends to everyone famous character- postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me, postman Pechkin. I brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I definitely need to wet my throat. He demands a filled glass, drinks it, then reads the telegram. It can be written down on this form.
Telegram text
I dreamed of coming dot I couldn’t tour dot I cordially congratulate you dot I wish you hello dot I dream of being there dot yours Alla Pugacheva This skit can be staged instead another toast. And in conclusion, a cool fairy tale scene awaits you about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc
Traffic cop exit
Leading:
stage. A comic test of knowledge of the Rules of the Road
What do these signs mean:
1. Gardening work
2. Archaeological excavations
3. Men at work
Correct answer: Road works
1. Side wind
2. Pinocchio went for a swim
3. Such is life: white stripe, black stripe.
Correct answer: Side wind
1. You and I are two banks of the same river
2. Ski jumping
3. Drawbridge
Correct answer: Drawbridge
1. Black Beach
2. Rough road
3. Two speed bumps in a row
Correct answer: Rough road
1. Movement on reindeer sleds
2. So that's what you are, reindeer!
3. Wild animals
Correct answer: Wild animals
1. Hurray! It's my anniversary!
2. I invite you! Prepared 50 liters of alcohol!
Correct answer: Both answers are correct.
Show off your filled glasses and glasses
TEST "WHO HOLDS THE GLASS HOW"
1.Who holds the glass in right hand- this is absolutely the right people, but today – on the anniversary... - after the fifth glass it’s easy to knock them off this course!
2. Those who hold a glass in their left hand - these people often walk to the left, but not today!
3. Those who have a full glass - these people are most happy for the hero of the occasion, so they drink to the fullest, the main thing is that there is something to drink!
4. Those who have a little or half in their glass - these people are light drinkers - no matter how much they drink, it’s not enough for them!
5. Those who have “little white” in their glasses - these people are modest and shy; when they drink, they hold on to the wall all the time!
6. Those who have “red” - these people are the life of any company, they drink everything!
7.Whoever holds a glass with two or three fingers is careful people, they are afraid that they were given mineral water instead of vodka, so they often fill their own glasses.
8. And whoever holds all the “fives” - these people usually do not drink from small dishes - why get dirty, drink, drink like that...
But! No matter how you hold your glass today and no matter what is poured in it, the main thing is... we all drink to the health of our hero of the day!
Well, so that everything is according to the rules
Now we will compose poems together for the birthday boy.
I will start, and you will answer in unison!
If everything is ready,
If guests are expected in the house,
This means it's coming
Best holiday... anniversary!
If you are looking for gifts
Throws all my friends into a fever,
This means very close
A glorious holiday... anniversary!
If more often congratulations
The word asks “pour”
So what's going on here?
We answer... anniversary!
So what should you do, brothers?
Birthday boy, answer!
Why doubt it?
It's clear... have a drink!
DOCTOR'S EXIT
This is Doctor Aibolit
Bow to everyone present
And congratulations to Igor Ivanovich!
Here for festive table
I make a decision
Conduct guest inspection
You never know, maybe someone is sick
Nausea or hiccups...
I'll give you a pill and go to bed
Well, who is healthy?
Doesn't sniffle, breathes evenly
Develops appetite
And he looks cheerful
Of course he stays
Eats and drinks heavily
Sings songs joyfully
And dances and laughs!
First, I’ll take a walk here and take care of my well-being.
(walks around one side of the table)
Well, I’ll continue my detour and pass this side too.
(walks around the other side of the table).
The nose is dry and does not get wet
The air is inhaled deeply
The eyes are burning with fire
Apparently they want vodka.
Hands to the belt, bend over,
Not a man, just a Knight!
Even my hands don't shake
They can hold a glass.
Open your mouth, say A
Things aren't bad for you.
Only the tongue is dry
Eat less and sing more.
There is no problem here at all
The whole intact skeleton
Just a callus on my heel
We must run without looking back.
You are filled with energy
Whoever you squeeze is gone
Only now the eyes are running wild
No matter how sin happens.
Take a deep breath, don't breathe
You need to add agility
And do some exercise
Tighten up your figure.
Broad mighty shoulders
Women's success is guaranteed
Oh, you need a liter glass.
To support appetite.
Dear friends:
The hen clucks, the cockerel sings,
And we'll pour a glass of vodka into our mouths!
It was a saying, but now we will unanimously continue the fairy tale, which was interrupted earlier by our collective performance - Let’s sing a choir together for our birthday boy, a comic song to the tune of “Wonderful neighbor (more precisely, neighbor)”
We're hanging out at the Fedotovs'
And we don’t know any troubles -
Today the hero of the day invited us all to a banquet.
Without wasting time,
We rushed in a crowd,
We are an anniversary gift -
Feed us for slaughter!
…………………………….
On this day we wish you -
Don't let the years age you!
We wish you good health,
Be happy always!
The anniversary is the beginning for you,
Everything is ahead of course
And we wish you throughout life
Many more years to go!
Chorus: pap-pap-paparara-pap-pap
Somewhere in the field there are lights, somewhere the wind is tossing!
Well, we’re supposed to drink to the hero of the day
Dear choristers!!! I invite everyone to sing one more comic song, everyone has heard it many times, to the tune of “It’s time to hit the road,” but this does not mean that we are about to leave, “DO NOT HOPE”:
It's time to hit the road
September evening, evening, evening,
When without Faith we would have nothing to do,
We came to her for her anniversary,
Gathering all my friends with me,
And we all repeat the same thing: “pour it for us”!
Chorus:
Pour it - don't regret it
The glasses are full, full, full of wine!
Let's sing more cheerfully
Whoever can sing, let’s sing and drink to the dregs!
Let it be fun, fun, fun,
It’s a shame your hostess didn’t weigh us before dinner.
We'll drink many times in a row
For this anniversary ceremony,
And we will eat everything that the owners tell us!
The chorus is the same.
We are brave, brave, brave guests,
They came cheerful, elegant, curly,
We'll drink once, we'll drink two
For our Faith, everything to the bottom,
But so that you don’t have a headache tomorrow!
The chorus is the same.
THE VENTURE “A SMILE WILL BRIGHTEN EVERYONE”
(The host prepares big cardboard smiles in advance based on the number of guests, back side which are written funny wishes in two or three lines. Each guest is given one smile.)
Leading: Dear guests! Take a look at our birthday boy! At his age he looks like a real man! I wonder what, what, what are these men made of? From overseas bottles, tight wallets, from beautiful foreign cars, drills, nails, grinders, from picnics, parties, violins and, of course, smiles! And I was already convinced of this, noticing that the birthday boy’s smile is his characteristic feature. I think the guests are ready to smile broadly at him in response. I ask the guests to bring their smiles to their lips and smile at the hero of the day.
(The phonogram of V. Shainsky’s song “Smile” is turned on. The presenter asks the guests to take turns reading out wishes to the hero of the day, on the back of their smiles.)
Leading: I propose a toast: “To keep the smiles on our faces as long as possible, and for the birthday boy to give them to us as often as possible!”
CHANT “WE JUST ADORE THE celebrant of our anniversary”
Leading: Today we celebrate the anniversary:
There are flowers, smiles, ringing laughter all around.
On days like these we dream of happiness,
And we gather everyone close to us!
Loved by everyone and always respected,
Our hero of the day. We congratulate him!
(Pre-made from satin fabric hearts based on the number of guests at the anniversary. Guests take turns reading the lines of the verse printed on beautiful postcard, and say loudly after each line: “We simply adore the hero of the day!”, and puts his heart on the stage where the hero of the day stands.)
We kick all troubles away from him.
We simply adore the hero of the day!
We delight the ear with speeches of praise.
We simply adore the hero of the day!
And we overload the brain with problems
We simply adore the hero of the day!
I praise the favorite of fortune
We simply adore the hero of the day!
And quickly, like adults, we think
We simply adore the hero of the day!
Being with the hero of the day seems like paradise for everyone.
We simply adore the hero of the day!
His supply of kindness is inexhaustible
We simply adore the hero of the day!
And his image is unforgettable
We simply adore the hero of the day!
And we multiply all your wishes
We simply adore the hero of the day!
We are fulfilling his dreams and desires today.
We simply adore the hero of the day!
Competition "Musical binge"
Guests are invited to remember and sing songs that mention alcoholic beverages. A team of men and a team of women compete.
The losers promise to arrange a field trip.
Alcoborye relay race
Men participate in the relay race. They are offered:
1. Measure your partner’s height using glasses.
2. Without getting off your chair, you need to drink a cocktail from a straw standing on the floor.
3. A beer cap is placed on a man’s nose and he must crawl on all fours without dropping the cap.
(The winner receives a prize, a set of glasses or glasses for beer.)
Leading: To look at things soberly, sometimes you need to get drunk. Bright prospects open up with the help of a corkscrew. Here's more about the bright prospects... Alcoholic forfeits (Guests take turns pulling out cards and completing the tasks written on them.)
1. I hug the neighbor on the right,
I drink the glass in one gulp.
2. I will spank my neighbor lightly,
And I’ll knock over the stopper.
3. I’ll borrow a hundred from a neighbor,
For joy I will drink vodka.
4. We’ll grunt a couple of times with our neighbor,
Well, let's drink in reserve!
5. Kiss the neighbor on the left
And I’ll take a glass of vodka!
6. I’ll show my tongue to my neighbors
And I’ll knock back the glass in an instant.
7. I will create a choir with my neighbor
And for a song - one hundred grams.
8. I’ll bite my neighbor’s ear
And I'll have a glass of vodka.
9. I’ll give my neighbor a compliment.
And I'll drink a glass of vodka on the fly.
10. We’ll show our neighbor the “swallow” pose
And we’ll safely smear a glass of vodka.
11. We will dance a gypsy with our neighbor on the left,
And a hundred grams for such a thing.
12. I won’t wait for anyone -
I'll drink it myself so I don't get used to it.
Leading: It is known that drivers are the most superstitious people! There are many serious and sometimes funny car signs.
For example, a classic sign when passing a driving test is a universal nickel under your heel and an unwashed head before taking the exam. I think that the hero of the day could not foresee how this could be useful to him today. But in vain! After all, today he will have to pass the exam and confirm his right to bear the proud title of “Virtuoso Driver”. As you know, the test in the traffic police consists of 2 stages: theoretical and practical. We won't back down from general rules and let's start with theory.
For this test, you need to print road signs on sheets of paper or use a projector and show them on the screen. At the same time, for each picture there are 3 answer options, from which the birthday person must choose the correct one.
The phonogram of the song “Hold tight to the steering wheel, driver!” plays.
Presenter. Good afternoon Our meeting today is by no means accidental. We warmly and heartily congratulate motorists and road workers, all those whose lives are connected with the road, on their professional holiday.
For our city with its developed industrial infrastructure, dynamic development road transport and road facilities has great importance. Timely delivery of goods and passenger transportation is an integral part of ensuring the smooth operation of the economy and the normal functioning of the social sphere.
We express our deep gratitude for your painstaking work for the benefit of people and the city. Health and good luck to you! And, of course, not a nail or a rod!
Leading. There is, perhaps, not a single person who would not appreciate all the advantages of road transport, since thanks to its mobility and its carrying capacity, the necessary transportation of passengers and various cargoes to the most remote corners of the country is carried out.
The work of motor transport workers is very important, responsible, and honorable.
How many of them are there behind the steering wheel?
On the roads of our native land,
Overcoming both valleys and mountains,
Knee-deep in water and dust.
How many are there? Endless loads
Endless nights without sleep.
Work for them is not a need, not a burden,
For them, labor is a novelty for long routes.
And they don’t need anything else,
Even if loved ones are waiting.
Dear you guys,
May God give you only bright moments.
And fate and hope protect you,
And one desire guides you:
Stay the same as before
Do what was decided long ago.
A concert number is being performed.
Presenter. Dear friends, please accept congratulations from your driving instructor.
Performance ….
Leading. Happy holiday to you! Happy travels And good students To you!
A concert number is being performed.
Presenter. A taxi service comes to the rescue at any moment.
Motor transport in our life,
Everyone knows it’s very important.
Congratulations to everyone who is with him
Inextricably linked.
We want to wish you all
The tracks are always happy,
And health and warmth,
And the love of loved ones,
So that fate does not let you down,
So that adversity passes by.
Let it from your doorstep
And until God's judgment
The road will be smooth
Today, tomorrow and always!
A concert number is being performed.
Leading. Oh, roads, oh, roads!
It worries many people these days
Your, so to speak, “health”,
"State of mind".
Because everything in the world
Old people, young people and children,
They don't like delays
It’s easier for them to hurry.
Dear road workers!
Your day is today.
Congratulations!
Don’t give up your positions in this life,
Love, and create, and dare,
So that the light of hope and faith does not go out!
A concert number is being performed.
Presenter. Now let's look into history. Who do you think was the first to break traffic rules – a man or a woman? The first reckless driver in history was... a woman. The verdict of the Paris court read:
“In the Bois de Boulogne, Madame d’Uzès was driving a car at a speed of 13 km/h, which could have caused serious consequences" This happened on August 14, 1893. Maybe Madame thought that “it’s better to go badly than to go well?”
A concert number is being performed.
Leading. I would like to say my warmest words to the drivers’ wives. Anxious hours of waiting, excitement... Only they know about this. Despite the worries and troubles, they remain affectionate, friendly, and kindness shines in their eyes. And, if necessary, they can be cheerful and mischievous. The following performers present songs to you, dear women.
A concert number is being performed.
At the end of the song, the concert participants rise onto the stage with glasses in their hands.
Presenter(makes a toast).
Let us raise a glass
For the most tender on earth,
For those creatures without whom
We can't imagine life.
We drink to kind eyes,
For the tenderness of a gentle hand,
For the fact that you exist in the world
For you, in short, guys!
A concert number is being performed.
Leading. Dear viewers, you know that humor helps you live. And we want to switch you to a fun wave.
A couple of tricky questions about drivers and transport:
1. How many giraffes can fit in the Zaporozhets? (Three. Although the car has four seats, one seat is reserved for the driver).
2. How many hippos can fit in the Zaporozhets? (Not a single one, because all the seats in Zaporozhets are already occupied by giraffes).
Without jokes, life would be boring. They did not bypass drivers, police, and traffic police. First, let's look at the advertisements in the newspaper:
1. Since 2005, cars of the largest companies began to be offered in a special configuration for blondes: a powder compact is mounted in the sun visor along with the mirror, lipstick takes the place of the cigarette lighter, and deodorant is hidden under the guise of a fire extinguisher.
2. Announcement. “Don’t park cars at the entrance! Fine: using a shovel on glass.”
3. I will exchange the VAZ 2110 for you at 21.10. Sashik.
4. Don’t trust the traffic light - trust the traffic coming towards you.
5. Don’t drive the car faster than your guardian angel flies.
6. Driving school students require distracted pedestrians.
3 concert numbers are performed.
Leading. One day two friends met. “How long does it take you to learn to drive?” - “Well, seven or eight...” “What, months?” - “No, cars.”
Presenter. A traffic police inspector stopped the car: “Show your documents. Bah, your photograph is not in order!” - “How is it not okay? Here I am, third from the left.”
A concert number is being performed.
Leading. The traffic police inspector finally managed to stop the female driver. He is indignant: “Didn’t you see that I was signaling with my baton to stop and whistling?” - “Why should I stop to whistle? I'm busy tonight!
A concert number is being performed.
Leading. We invite everyone to the car fair. How many kind words and admiring glances were presented to the famous OKA car! They even composed a song about her.
The song is sung to the tune of “God Invented You.”
There is such a car in the world,
I’ll sing and play about it for you,
I saw it myself, I was inside,
It's a car from previous generations.
Her ears prop up her knees,
Trust your eyes, look.
It seems like they are produced at KAMAZ,
And they come off the assembly line...
Chorus. Who invented "OKU"
Apparently he was drunk
Divided across
Clearly having drunk a bottle!
I suffer and cry from OKI,
It is impossible to get to the dacha.
Everything broke and died at once.
Got everyone to the liver, the infection,
This creepy KAMAZ embryo
Down with "OKU"! Give me a UAZ!
Chorus.
Presenter. And a Lada drives out towards OKE.
To the tune of the song “No need to frown, Lada.”
Under the iron ringing of the jack, - 2 rubles.
Under the Zhigul, groaning, lying down,
I used to be a car mechanic - 2 rubles.
He spoke not to the eyebrow, but to the eye:
Chorus. No need to frown, Lada,
Not a car, but a reward - a Lada.
No matter how much the master boasts,
The medical unit will fall off anyway,
And then the Lada will completely fall apart.
Technical inspection is not a barrier - 2 rubles,
He gave it a “paw” and passed,
Let it puff, but the Lada drives,
It rattles, but the Lada drives,
The Lada drives well.
Leading. A very valuable, very “cool” SUV car – “Za-Porozhets”. Now we will give you valuable instructions on how to keep it safe from hijackers.
Based on a song from the repertoire of V. Serduchka.
I arrived to the city
On my favorite “Cossacks!”
I put it on Lenin Boulevard,
Bіlya tоti Zіni store
Very neat and beautiful...
The “Zaporozhets” shotgun was not stolen,
I spun the wheels
I placed the wheels very carefully.
I put it in my travel bag.
I from wheels with brake pads.
I carefully put it in the basket.
I walk gracefully to the grocery store
"Enakievsky" for vodka.
Over my shoulder is a basket with four tires in it.
And a box with a brake pad,
I glance at the men.
Serduchka. This is what I want to tell you: “Children should follow in the footsteps of their parents. Here is a teacher asking his little son: “What will you be, son, when you grow up? - The boy answers: “Teacher, dad!”
The traffic cop asked his son what he would be, he answered: “A traffic cop, dad! These are the boys, these are the boys who are above all the drivers!”
But the policeman asks his daughter: “What do you want to become, Avaria?” - “It’s a disaster, dad!”
Oh, and here is our friend - Accident!
A provocatively dressed girl appears on stage.
Serduchka. Yes, the girl has grown up! Now it’s definitely a disaster! Are you, girl, obviously interested in cars?
Are you selling or buying?
Young woman. I'm stealing.
Sings to the tune of the song “The Thief.”
I stole a Zaporozhets once,
But my friends called me a “cart”.
And from then on I began to steal
Everything that drives, flies and runs.
I don't need a pager or a fax
I don't want a cell phone.
Tears flow like a river from my eyes,
Where to steal a Mercedes 600?
Chorus. I drove you so hard
You were a dazzling machine...
Sold you, sold you -
Living with a car like this is suspicious.
"Hey, car thief!" - I hear after
“Don’t drive, pick up your slippers!”
But I'm running into a red light
I am colorblind, and I don’t care.
I'll sort you out as I go,
I'll unscrew, unscrew everything I can,
And when I leave you,
You will become the twin of “Zaporozhets”.
Leading. We are announcing a competition " A real man" But women will take part in it. We invite three representatives of the fair sex to the stage. Participants in the game take turns listing the definitions of a real man. If a participant cannot come up with a new definition, she is eliminated from the game. The participant who names the last definition wins. You begin your definition with the words: “A real man is one...”
Example answers:
– Who is always gentle and caring,
- Who brings a lot of money into the house,
– Who creates comfort in his home,
– Who has extraordinary male virtues,
- Who can insist on his own,
– Who carries women in his arms, etc.
We present the winner with a prize and a musical gift.
A concert number is being performed.
COMPETITION “The Strongest”
All participants in the competition receive a match. The winner is the participant who breaks the match into the largest number of pieces.
A concert number is being performed.
Leading. I’ll tell you another joke now, to some extent it concerns drivers: “A drunk man stumbles out of a restaurant, looks at a man in a cap. - Doorman! Taxi! - I’m not a porter, but a captain of the third rank! “Well, then the boat is off to the ramp!”
And it was not by chance that I told the joke. We invite you to take part in a competition to stage an anecdote or funny story on the topic of cars.
While the organized teams are preparing, several concert numbers are performed. After watching the performance, the audience determines the winning team.
Leading. We once again congratulate you on the holiday and wish you good luck, health and happiness!
A concert number is being performed.
The wind behind the cabin carries dust.
Turn left, be careful, driver!
Somehow he'll make it through the last miles
Your reliable friend and comrade is the motor.
You are not afraid of either rain or slush,
A sharp turn and a slope.
So that your beloved does not have to cry,
Hold on tight to the steering wheel, driver.
And the road winds like a gray ribbon,
The viewing glass is flooded with rain.
Let your truck make it through the storms!
I want you to be lucky, driver.
Let your hands smell like rain and gasoline,
Let the gray hair silver the temples,
It's a pleasure to meet you with your little son
Love and wife will come to the crossroads.
Bezrukova L. A., methodologist of the Oryol Regional Children's College
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At the height of the holiday, Uchastkovy appears.
I wish you good health! I will ask everyone to remain in their sitting and standing places! Allow me to introduce myself: Captain Golopupenko, your District Officer!
Yeah, we have a drink and a snack. Where is our citizen here... (surname of the hero of the day)? You? An anonymous complaint has been received against you. Of course, we don’t consider anonymous letters, but the facts presented in it interested me very much, that’s why I’m here. Witnesses, please enter!
(Witnesses enter.) So, citizen...(last name), do you have any idea why we are here? No, not because today is your birthday... Although, if you look at it more broadly, so to speak, then your birthday is also evidence against you. I'll explain!
The letter states that you have an unregistered moonshine, dare I say it, still. Don't have it? Why are there so many bottles on the table? Did you buy it at the store? Where do you get so much money for the store? Everything is clear to me: drive it yourself! Ay-yay, citizen...(last name)! Drive without any permission from the authorities! Illegal business activity! What about the license? What about taxes? And finally the tasting?
What if you have low-quality sugar there, contaminated with bird flu? It's terrible what can happen! What about yeast? What if their expiration date has expired, and you still have them? What? You say your vodka is good? Yes? Witnesses, please begin the identification procedure.
Pour to the Witnesses.
(If they offer to pour it for the District Officer too.) I can’t. I'm on duty.
(The witnesses are about to have a drink, but the district police officer stops them.) Wait! How can I fill out a protocol about something I haven’t checked myself?
(Sighs.) Eh, I’ll have to take the whole burden of identification upon myself... Pour it up!
(Clinks glasses with the Witnesses, everyone drinks.) Wow, what a good dog! That is... I wanted to say: it’s too strong, you can’t drink too much... (Pauses.) But I want to! Witnesses, how are you? Everything is fine? (Twisting tongue.) Well, thank God! So you say, how do you like... (name of the hero of the day)? Is it your birthday today? Oh, what a nice moonshine still you have, (name of the hero of the day!)
It’s just a shame to take it away... I know how pitiful I really am! And kindly... kindly... unforgiving, hic.
I will do evil and forget! That's what I am!
Oh, I'm feeling something... Pour me another glass... To make it easier to draw up the protocol... Well, your health! Now you can have a snack. Do you have anything to snack on? Yes, I myself know that there is, you know how we found the way to you? By the smell! You, (name of the hero of the day), work at a meat processing plant?
No? It can’t be, it’s in my anonymous account
everything is written! How many liters of moonshine...
How many meters of sausage... Which sausage do you prefer? (The hero of the day answers.) What do you mean! This is my favorite variety! I just haven’t tried it for a long time... My work is a mess, you run around like a fool all day, neither have a snack nor a drink... that is, I wanted to say: neither sit down nor rest... Yes, the salary is small, as this glass! By the way, why is it empty?
Witnesses, why were you called here? Pour it up! So, what do we write down in the protocol?
Citizen... (surname) has owned a moonshine still since 20..., as a result of which she has distilled... liters of moonshine, consumed... liters, including in the form of medicine... liters, with ... liters, in honor of Police Day... liters, for the road... liters.
Yes, also a citizen... (last name) since 19... brought into the house... kg (beef, pork, lamb, horse meat, underline as appropriate), including... meters of selected sausage products in the form of sausages, wieners, Spikes (underline as necessary).
As a result of the above actions, over... years... people were given water,... people were fed.
During the inspection it was established:
1. Citizen... (last name) lives happily, having an unregistered moonshine still, which is what she wishes for everyone. Explanatory work was carried out with her and a promise was made not to do this again. She said: “I won’t do this anymore, I’ll do it somehow differently!”
2. Citizen... (last name) lives well, having in stock this moment: meat in the refrigerator... kg, cutlets on the table... kg, salads and marinades... kg, side dishes... kg, other... kg 200 g.
Z. Based on the above, district police officer Golopupenko, in the presence of attesting witnesses, decided to oblige the citizen... (last name):
a) to daily eating of meat products with obligatory treats for household members and everyone who came to visit, including district police officer Golopupenko, since he is also a person;
b) brew moonshine only for internal consumption, including all household members and all those who drop by for a visit, including the local police officer Golopupenko, since who among us is without sin?
Number, signatures of witnesses.
Well, (name of the hero of the day), the formalities are over! Now you can continue, pour it! Happy anniversary to you, (name of the hero of the day)!
The proposed scenario can be used both for a professional driver and a car enthusiast.
All words belong to the Presenter.
Roads of life to the anniversary
We managed to bring you
Therefore, I would like to note
It's time for us to raise a toast to them.
Guests fill their glasses.
On this glorious anniversary
We congratulate you in unison
And on behalf of the guests
We sincerely wish you everything:
May it be a beautiful road
Your life will unfold.
Let happiness keep pace
Keeping you from adversity!
Let the souls not fade for a long time
A bright, bright light,
Let them beckon you to open
All roads not taken!
Guests raise their glasses, musical pause.
The life of our hero of the day is directly connected with intersections, traffic lights and road signs. And considering that a car is the brainchild of any car enthusiast, we decided to give the hero of the day a few useful things. We give this wheel, put it in the trunk.
A baked roll in the shape of a wheel is presented.
Well, so that the patrol doesn’t get to the bottom of it, We’re giving you this spare steering wheel.
A steering wheel is awarded.
After watching cool TV series about truckers,
We think that fuels and lubricants will also be useful.
A bottle is given vegetable oil and vodka.
Now the transport is fully equipped, you can safely hit the road. So the driver gets into the car, turns on the radio and hears the voices of friends.
There are congratulations from friends and colleagues.
Perhaps now is the time to go to the gas station and refresh yourself with everything you need.
I think that there is a unique special offer for the hero of the occasion on this occasion.
Dear hero of the day,
We need to open this box,
Show what's in it to the banquet.
The hero of the day takes out a vessel for cognac and a set of glasses.
So that the backbone of friends becomes stronger,
Invite them for cognac.
The number of glasses is equal to heels here
If you want to have a drink, please come over.
Five of the guests approach the hero of the day.
I see that you have really decided to become the backbone of the company of the hero of the day. I hope before you fill up" you will have no trouble answering the questions attached to the glasses.
Guests answer questions and drink to the health of the birthday boy.
1.What type of transport did the birthday boy use at a very early age?
2.Does the hero of the day know how to season soup as professionally as his own vehicle?
3.What does the hero of the occasion need to fuel up in cool weather before he goes outside? (Shirt or T-shirt with trousers.)
4.What kind of fuel does the birthday boy use at the gas station?
5.What are the responsibilities of the hero of the day in his family?
Since everyone at the station refueled diligently,
I definitely invite everyone to dance now.
Dance break, during which the game "Drivers" is played. Two men are selected for the competition, they are given caps and “steering wheels”. Their task is to “drive around” all the guests, touching everyone they meet with their hand. Those who are touched should grab the waistband of their driver or the last passenger. The driver whose “car” gathers the most people wins.
There are countless guests at the table,
There are many congratulations.
But let's start by seniority,
As is customary in everyday life.
The hero of the day is congratulated by his parents, then by other relatives, who can be represented in poetry.
Now it’s the turn for the hero of the day’s wife.
I wonder what she would wish for him that day.
And now on my own behalf
The son will congratulate his birthday father.
For a long time now, the relatives of the hero of the day have been eager to congratulate him.
We cannot refuse them this now.
Relatives put on chef's hats and aprons, go out to the music and begin congratulations.
First. By the road behind the hill
There is a cafe - our second home.
We are all super-class cooks,
Haven't seen you for a long time.
Meet us now,
After all, we seriously missed you!
Second. Leaving the lids and pans,
We hurried here quickly,
To congratulate the birthday boy
On his wonderful anniversary.
Third. We made beads from sausages
And they baked an oak cake,
It's okay that he's so low
We tried our best.
The cooks put on the hero of the day sausage beads made from nylon tights, they present a cake made of cardboard or papier-mâché.
First. Preserve the taste for life
This food will help you longer.
Second. We wish you full days
more,
Rosy cheeks and curvaceous figures.
Third. To remember the holiday
moments, accept these gifts.
Hand over memorable gifts, leave the hall.
And now we'll say a toast,
Which will throw a bridge over the tables.
I ask everyone who has filled their glasses to close them with their neighbors opposite. The guests form a "bridge".
Let cars rush across this bridge once a year, Let them not rush to the fire: Our glorious hero of the day awaits them! Let's imagine that cars are moving along our bridge different brands, and they all bring congratulations and compliments to our birthday boy. I have cards in my hands with the names of cars written on them. Try to decipher each letter. For example, OKA: We adore Kovalev the Car Enthusiast.
The presenter hands out cards to the guests with the names of the cars: ZIL, Lada, MAZ, IZH, Niva, LAZ. After some time, the guests read out congratulations and compliments.
The cars slowed down and rushed by Russian production, but a foreign car appeared on the horizon. Yes! On this anniversary day, the owners of “Zaporozhets” also stand in solidarity with our birthday boy. No wonder they spent a century diligently composing a letter of congratulations to him and dreaming of meeting him. It seems that Taras Bulba himself came to us.
A Ukrainian appears in trousers, an embroidered shirt, a mustache and a forelock on his head. A Ukrainian woman comes in with him - a man in disguise.
He. Good time,
And we arrived in time
For now, here's a letter
We didn't have time to send it.
She. Let me read
Our congratulations,
They are in Ukrainian
They sound even better.
He. Our dear little man,
Happy Ti na tsshiy bjk.
So that yci loved you,
We didn't weld it on the robot.
If you have a kowbasi,
Milk i is, i meat.
May you have a fun life,
May things get better for you!
She. We are from piflHi Decorations
I'll send you half a ruble's worth of bacon.
Gives a piggy bank.
She. Handle him more often and call yourself rich!
Leading. In order to feed this piglet now, we and the guests must act subtly. He loves banknotes and the sound of money, He dreams of a festive dinner. The Piggy Bank will give wealth a hundredfold to those guests who make a contribution.
The presenter conducts a cash auction, naming the starting price. The winner is given a memorable gift.
She. I see that the guests tried their best: the hero of the day should be rich!
He. We can now go to Zaporozhye, to the house.
Ukrainians leave the hall.
Leading. Let's raise our glasses more and more merrily
And we will overthrow them for their wealth!
Just don't get behind the wheel anymore,
It looks like the traffic police is meeting us.
The whistle sounds, a traffic police officer comes out in short pants, his cap on his side, and a baton in his hands.
Traffic police officer. Staff Sergeant....
Controversial issues arose
I ask everyone for documents.
Tell me honestly now
Is this your first time driving?
Why did they forget the signs?
It's as if they were never taught.
Invites guests to remember the meaning of the signs by naming their humorous version.
"Men at work" -
“Find something, I don’t know what.”
"Gravel Burst" -
"A boor is driving." "Children" -
"Save yourself, there's a maniac here."
"Crosswalk" -
"Home along the sleepers."
"Departure to the embankment" -
"Carwash".
"Railway crossing with barrier" -
"Repair steam heating".
"Sidewind" -
“Pinocchio went for a swim.”
"Moving right or left" -
"The direction of Russian reforms."
"Steep climb" -
“Beer addicted”
"Nevsky" twelve degrees."
"Rough road" -
"Black Beach"
Yes, your preparation is insignificant,
I'll think about what else can be done.
We will definitely have to carry out the “Whirlwind”,
To teach you something instantly.
There is a competition "Pump up the tire". 3-4 participants are invited. Their task is to pump up air balloons using a pump.
I found out by chance:
The hero of the day is a driver!
I hope I'm correct
He's not a trespasser!
I wish I could see him now
Give a gift at this festive hour.
Fully trusts the traffic police
And this whistle is handed to you.
Whenever you need support,
Whistle, let's not hesitate to gather help.
He hands the hero of the day a whistle of impressive size and leaves the hall.
Leading. Of course, all the worries along the way cannot be avoided.
So let's drink to the strength to win.
We can talk and talk about power.
Here, for example, transport is powerful, fast, load-lifting.
And why all?
Yes, because it contains N-oe amount of horsepower.
And you need to have a lot of experience and patience to be able to manage at least one of them. Let's ask the hero of the day to demonstrate his ability to handle horsepower.
The hero of the day is presented with a “horse” on a stick (Fig. 16, p. 80). Having mounted a horse, he needs to show in a dance how the animal performs the following commands: gallop, trot, step.
The ability to drive a vehicle and even a horse by the bridle has undoubtedly made you a cool driver. We are pleased to present you with this commemorative medal.
The “Cool Driver” medal is presented on a badge with a pin (Fig. 14).
Well, Dear friends, one horse has already been broken, and I invite several more who want to saddle their horses.
Two teams with an equal number of participants are recruited. Each team is given a "horse". The first participants, having mounted their horse, cover the intended distance and return to the team. Having mounted the second player on their horse, they set off again to then pick up the third player, and so on until all participants are on the horse. Whose team will be friendlier and be able to get to the finish line faster? After the competition, music plays and the dance program continues.
Attention, friends!
The last toast sounds
It is in a nutshell, quite simple:
"For the anniversary, for the birthday!"
Let everyone drink without a doubt,
Will remember this day and hour,
Where the hero of the day gathered us all.