He looked at her with longing in his heart. He always knew that his love object was distant and inaccessible. Like a forest nymph, like a sea mermaid or a magical fairy. She lived in the next house. At the same time, it seemed that she lived in another world, because on the one hand she was so close, and on the other hand so far. Always well-groomed, beautiful, graceful, confident. Her gait made people turn around. She was envied, admired and admired. Children and neighboring grandmothers adored her, and every passerby wanted to treat her with something. Of course, he always understood how inaccessible she was. He understood that his bedtime story about love was doomed to be sad.
Her name was Mi, she was three years old, and she was a Persian cat. His name was Mouse, he was almost a yard black cat, he was five years old. Mouse's owners were constantly at work, so he spent his days outside. He ate grass, climbed trees, chased mice in the basement, slept in the sun, marked his territory, chased away strangers. Mi didn't go out often. I looked after her whole family. Grandmother and her granddaughter often accompanied Mi, as if they were a queen. They went out with her, left her on a bench and went to the store or school. And Mi watched them with a contemptuous look, trying to make it clear that she was already tired of their excessive care. She is able to take care of herself. Migracefully stretched out and began to lick her fur. She gently stepped on the green grass, smelled flowers, walked along fences or borders. She was often pestered by cats, but her heart remained free. Mi dreamed that at least one of the cats would make an effort and prove that he was ready to move mountains for her. But they all quickly gave up and stopped fighting for the beauty’s heart after several attempts to approach her.
-Aren't you afraid to be alone? – her friend once asked Mi ginger cat Lika.
“It’s better to be alone than with someone who doesn’t want to fight for you.”
- But this way you will become a lonely, self-sufficient cat who will have forty people.
The two cats laughed at the joke and went for a walk around the yard. Mouse heard their conversation and hope appeared in his soul. He suddenly realized that the beautiful and beautiful Mi was free and was even waiting for her prince. And even if Mouse is small and black, even if his owners have a tiny apartment, even if they feed him not delicacies, but porridge and borscht, because he can be the best for Mi.
A tale of love: how Mouse called Mi
The next day, Mouse approached Mi, sniffed her beautiful fur, and only then introduced himself. At first he wanted to immediately declare his serious intentions, but then became confused and failed to utter a word. But the cat could not retreat. He simply smiled and looked into Mi’s eyes with loving eyes so that she had to turn away in embarrassment. Mouse tried to silently make her feel that now he would always be there. In the evening, he drove other people's cats away from Mi and told them that this cat was his. The next day he brought for her a mouse caught in the basement. He spent his nights under the balcony of the lady of his heart. At the same time, for several months he said only a couple of words. He couldn't speak when the perfect cat, like an angel, was nearby. And he couldn’t help but be there, because this fragile and graceful cat could be harmed by someone else at any moment.
One autumn day, Mouse was sitting near a tree and saw Mi coming out of the entrance. She slowly approached him and kissed him.
“I’m so tired of waiting for you to kiss me.” And today I suddenly thought, how long can I wait, I’ll do it.
- But I’m a barn cat. Your fur is perfect, but mine is full of fleas. You are beautiful and I am ragged.
“You’re ripped off because you fought with cats who wanted to hurt me.” And he got me mice to entertain me.
- Come on, won’t you go home today? I'll steal you away for a few days and show you the city at night.
- I read short tales about love and all the time I was waiting for you to steal me away. It finally happened. 
So Mouse realized that words often mean nothing. But actions speak volumes. With his silent persistence, Mouse won the heart of the beautiful Mi. Since then, they always walk together, roam the rooftops, look at the moon and stars, climb trees and balconies, catch butterflies and enjoy the sun.
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- Funny and vulgar fairy tales!Pros: funny, funny, exciting
Disadvantages: children may accidentally read it
We all love fairy tales since childhood. But when children grow up, their range of interests changes radically. And even stories about familiar and beloved characters from childhood can only interest an adult reader if they are enriched with more “adult” details. Yes, I mean exactly vulgar fairy tales). So, if you want to entertain your significant other with something before bed, I can offer you a couple of interesting, but vulgar fairy tales for adults!)).
Once upon a time there lived Ivan Tsarevich and Vasilisa the Beautiful. There was happiness and harmony in the family, but there was a lack of understanding: no matter what Ivan Tsarevich asked, Vasilisa did not give it to him. No one knows the reasons, and Ivan Tsarevich has nowhere to go as long as she is his legal wife. Over time, the man had to get used to it and forget about this matter.
But then one day trouble came to the kingdom: the Serpent-Gorynych got into the habit of ruining villages in the kingdom and kidnapping local girls for obscene purposes. Ivan Tsarevich led the detachment and went to look for the damned snake. We walked for a long time, and saw many villages devastated along the way. And then they see: the Serpent-Grynych is sitting in an open field, waiting for them. The good fellows got scared and gave up. One on one, Ivan Tsarevich fought with the snake. But when he realized that he was losing, he began to retreat into the forest. I decided to wait out the night here. Ivan Tsarevich was looking for a place to sleep and wandered into a swamp. The poor guy got lost and was completely desperate. And suddenly he hears a thin voice:
Warm me, Ivan Tsarevich, warm me up. I want warmth and sex.
“You’d better take me out of the swamp,” he answers, seeing the green frog in front of him. - You are not suitable for this business. You don't even have a hole!
And if you love me as I am: cold and green, I will lead you out of the swamp. Get your farm, I’ll open my mouth wider - plant me as your soul desires!
At first Ivan was afraid of such a proposal - what if he caught some other nasty thing in this swamp. But he remembered his wife, who wouldn’t let him, he remembered about the Serpent-Gorynych, whom he could not defeat unless he got out of the swamp. And he made a decision. He sees: the frog has already opened its mouth. He shoved it all the way into her mouth. And the frog was just waiting for this - let’s try! Ivan Tsarevich received incredible pleasure, all the seed splashed out, accumulated over the years. He looks - and instead of a frog, a naked girl is already sitting on her knees in front of him, offering to stay with her until the morning. Ivan Tsarevich could not resist and succumbed to the charms of the Frog Princesses. And in the morning the hero got up, straightened his shoulders, and he felt at ease, as if a large stone had been removed from him. Ivan Tsarevich went into an open field, took a sword in his hands and defeated the Serpent Gorynych.
Once upon a time there lived a normal guy whose name was simply Ilya. He is a simple Ilyukha, correct, but he had one strange thing - he did not want to get off the stove! He told everyone that he was sick, he couldn’t stand his legs, and not just because of a hangover. Well, the villagers quickly realized that our Ilyusha was too lazy to just get up from the stove. And his father was a noble commander, but he died in an unequal struggle with the damned Polovtsians! All that was left of him was his chain mail and a rusty sword.
The villagers were fed up with Ilyusha’s wild life and his heroic strength. After all, whoever says anything against him can get hit on the head with a log from the stove. Our Ilya has already killed three fellow villagers, crippled eight, you filthy Herod!
The villagers have gathered and are deciding what to do with Ilyusha?
“Let’s gather the whole gang, pile on, and stab him in the ass with stakes, for the glory of Perun!” - alas, this decision did not please Ilya’s mother and half-sisters, who suggested simply humanely giving him swamp water to drink, raping him and strangling him with a rawhide strap.
But there was one stray sorcerer who, because he was given a hangover, offered to cure Ilya. However, he did not want to get up from the stove and defend his homeland - he sent the old man to hell. The sorcerer was offended, rolled out the zenki, built a goat on both hands, spat the joint on the floor, waved his hand, and went back into the forest, swollen. And then a miracle happened! Previously, he swore, drank, fucked women in different positions, and weak legs were not a hindrance. Now he won’t open his mouth at all, his dick hangs from the stove to the floor, he won’t eat, won’t drink, won’t fart, won’t fuck, swear.
But the sorcerer still took pity on Ilyusha and promised to lift the curse. But for this, Ilya had to give the old man his hidden joint. After the words “Get up and go, you damned one,” Ilyusha, disenchanted, jumped up from the stove, swung at the grandfather, and there was no trace of him.
Out of nothing to do, our great Ilya Muromets went to perform feats for the glory of the Russian land!..
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But will you tell me something before going to bed? - you ask, clutching your favorite plush rabbit in your hands.
Hah... It would seem that at eighteen you should stop acting like Small child... I remember like it was yesterday when we met, even though it was when I was 14 and you were only 13. Stupid, naive, like a child, you remained like this after many years... It’s as if those never existed difficult years, through which our relationship went, as if just yesterday we were just getting acquainted and asking about each other’s interests...
“Should I tell you something...” I mutter absentmindedly. “Well.. I don’t even know..
Of course, this is just a cover, as I always do to interest you and attract all your attention before the upcoming fairy tale. Or maybe... tell you something other than a fairy tale today? You are already an adult, but you are shy and afraid of the word “sex”... So why don’t I help you grow up a little...
“Okay,” I finally say, wrapping you in a blanket. “Listen carefully... And so, but..
-Won’t you take the book?
-Do you want to listen to fairy tales that you have known for a long time?
-N-no, if you want, come up with it yourself...
“Well, that’s good...” I say, kissing you on the forehead and settling down on the bed, side by side. “And so.. It’s night, it’s cold... we’re sitting watching TV, covered with one blanket, and an erotic moment is shown in the film.. I get excited and start stroking your thigh... You are also excited, but you are trying to hide it and you are glad that the apartment is dark and I don’t see how you blushed and how hot you felt... I throw you on the floor and begin to gently cover you your body with kisses, going lower and lower... You are embarrassed, trying to resist, although your body demands to give up and give yourself to me now...
-Wait, what are you telling me?
-Your own fairy tale.... Don’t like it? Maybe stop?
I notice how you blush slightly and say a quiet, but so cherished to my heart, “continue...” I smile and continue my story:
-And then I pull off your panties, and you no longer resist... I begin to slowly stroke your body, then running my hand right there, then stopping and planting a hot kiss on your lips... Teasing, making you beg for more.. ..
-Oh, d-next...
-Your fragile, young body, heated by my hot caresses, arches and you already out loud, forgetting the embarrassment and fear of the first time, ask me for sex... And I... I agree. And I begin to act more roughly, I penetrate your virgin pussy with my fingers, feeling the hot wet flesh and getting more excited... We both become slaves to our passion, forgetting about the whole world, giving ourselves over to sinful lust...
-S..slasher
-Sorry, what?
-N-nothing, please continue...
-I start licking your pussy... Either slowly, then quickly, then stopping completely, teasing you, although I myself can hardly restrain myself and want more... You begin to moan quietly and blush like a tomato, and I only like yours even more helplessness...
-Oh...
-I imagine that if I were a guy, I would fuck you very, very hard... in all your holes and cum right on your pretty face... The face that I love so much... And when you cum , I lick everything, penetrating my hot tongue into your pussy and making you get excited again... And then I tie you up and force you to lick me... And I like that you are tied up... It excites me that you are so helpless and cannot defend yourself.. .
-Oh..
Judging by your appearance and the slight smell of your juice in the air, you were very horny... I was horny too, to be honest... I want to laugh, looking at how you awkwardly look away and blush, worse than a tomato.
“You know, I’m excited...” you whisper quietly and I don’t let you finish, shutting you up with a kiss.
I love you, my stupid one. Even though you are sometimes unbearable... But I am ready to bring my fairy tale to life if you liked it so much. After all, you are my fragile princess from the fairy tale about long-haired Rapunzel; after all, you are the little girl Ellie, caught in magical land; because you are my love.
You are my favorite fairy tale...
Many seemingly adults remain children at heart. Write your girlfriend a fairy tale. Of course, this may be a retelling of a story you know and love, but the highest aerobatics will be a fairy tale invented by you personally. The plot can be anything. Describe the adventures of a princess who went for a walk in the forest. As usually happens in such situations, robbers may attack her, or an evil witch will cast her spell, but in the end there must certainly be a miraculous salvation. However, you don’t have to stop at the classics. Your heroine can easily have an extra pair of hands and green color skin, travel on spaceship and save entire planets. When writing your story, do not forget to take into account the girl’s literary preferences.
If you intend to build serious relationship with a girl, the ability to tell fairy tales can be an advantage for you, because later you will be able to entertain children in a similar way.
Romance
Night is an incredibly romantic time of day. Silence falls over the falling asleep city, there are no more rushing people scurrying through the streets, only occasionally a belated passerby will pass by, the city is filled with millions of lights, and stars are visible in the sky. The time has come to tell each other the most pleasant words. Write to the girl how she makes you feel, what you especially like about her. The more details there are, the better. Feel free to write in as much detail as possible. Tell us what beautiful eyes your chosen one has, how you are inspired by her desire to study and admired by her ability to remain optimistic even in Hard time. Even after you and the young lady wish each other Good night and go to bed, the girl will re-read the lines you wrote to her more than once. And she will probably have pleasant dreams.
Do not stoop to flattery - sincerity is important in a relationship, and you will probably, without exaggeration, find many traits that you like in a girl.
Some people like it hot
Night is also a time of passion. And even if you are not lying together now, hugging each other, nothing prevents you from imagining it. Tell the girl how much you would like to be next to her, run your hand through her hair, kiss her, hold her tighter. Or describe what you plan to do with your lover when you are finally alone. Most likely, very exciting dreams await your young lady.
The old man threw the net into the sea the first time and pulled out a lot of fish, the old man threw the net into the sea the second time, and all the fish swam away.
The father gathered his sons, took the rod in his hands, bent it - and the rod broke. Then he took a bundle of rods and began to bend it in every way - but the rods did not break.
- So, sons, this is the moral. If you need to bend someone, it’s better to have the whole team at once. No one will break down, no one will quit.
Bear Hut
– who ate from my plate? - Father Bear asks menacingly.
- who ate from my plate? - asks the eldest son.
- who ate from my plate? - the youngest son squeaks.
“You idiots, I haven’t poured some for you yet,” the bear answers.
-Where are you going with these charred firebrands?
- We'll grill shish kebab.
- Stupid, this is a hospital!?
- Yes, we're joking. We take Pinocchio to the burn center.
Caught by an old man goldfish, she prayed and said to her grandfather:
- Let me go, grandfather, I will fulfill any of your wishes.
– I want to be a hero of the Soviet Union.
And the grandfather was left alone with two grenades against five tanks.
A guy and a girl got married. And they agreed that each would put aside a grain of rice after the betrayal. They lived to a ripe old age and decided to open up to each other. The grandfather took out his pile, which fit in the palm of his hand. The grandmother unties the handkerchief - and there are only a few grains.
Grandfather asks in surprise:
- And it's all?
– Who fed you porridge throughout the war?
Once upon a time there lived a Bunny and a Squirrel. They were friends and loved each other. Somehow Bunny suggests:
- Squirrel, let's live together, let's get married.
- How so, because you are a Bunny, and I am a Squirrel.
– The power of our love is higher than stereotypes and species-racial considerations, Squirrel.
We began to live as a family, and there is love, and understanding, and sex. There are just no children. They became sad. Bunny says:
- Do we really not have children because I am a Bunny and you are a Squirrel? How so? Let's go to Owl, she's smart, she knows everything.
We came to the Owl and the Bunny said:
- Owl, tell me why we don’t have children? Because we are Bunny and Squirrel?
- Are you crazy or what? You don’t have children because you are a boy and he is also a boy!
Night. Little Red Riding Hood is walking along a forest path. Suddenly, a Wolf comes towards us.
- Hat, what are you doing? Night! Forest! You never know - they will attack, rob, rape!
- Come on! I still don’t have money, but I love to have sex!
We decided to get Koschey the Immortal, Kikimora and Baba Yaga higher education. They meet six years later and ask each other who became who. Koschey says:
“I entered the Institute of Steel and Alloys, and I made some amazing armor!”
“And I,” Kikimora answers, “I studied to be an ecologist, and now I have complete order in the swamp.”
“And,” says Baba Yaga, “I studied at Physics and Technology!”
Koschey and Kikimora are surprised:
- Why are you doing this all of a sudden?
– And I’m the most beautiful girl there!