Congratulations on March 8 to a woman are cool. Cool congratulations on Women's Day

Dear friends, today we have selected cool congratulations on March 8 for you, in verses with which you can congratulate women dear to you. We are sure that they will appreciate your humor and will remember your congratulations for a long time.

You can also send an original congratulation in the form of a call directly to your mobile phone, for example, congratulations on March 8 with the voice of Vladimir Putin:

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Congratulations on March 8 are cool

Here it is, March 8,
The holiday of women of all has come:
Instead of coffee - washing, frying,
Instead of tea - validol.

Instead of a fur coat - again a postcard,
Not a necklace - a frying pan!
Our futile attempts
please you never


They won't justify themselves.
Women, forgive us!
Again heartily congratulations
Happy Women's Day to you!

I'll start with congratulations ladies.
I wish you more grandmothers
To keep our brains out.
And shut up so they can.

Go to the sea in summer
So that the peasants live in freedom.
And on the way back,
Fall into the damn hells.

For those who hear this verse
Raise a terrible roar and scream.
Although it has a lot of pepper,
But I congratulated from the heart!

On this day, March 8
I wish you a card!
Only the map is not simple,
And a gold credit card!

Attached to her - a man
In a beautiful car.
If this idiot calls you to marry,
Don't waste women's years
Answer "yes" soon!
Here is a wish.

And thanks for your attention...

Hello! And congratulations right now!
I wish you on Women's Day
Good luck, happiness and kindness,
So that you are healthy

More often smiled and bloomed
You are long and long years.
And may all dreams come true
After all, you deserve it!

To make a woman shine
Never be discouraged
And lived so that without annoyance,
Need sex and chocolate.

And, thirdly, like dope,
She needs shopping for her soul.
Congratulations on March 8!
I wish you all this!


Congratulations on March 8
And I wish raspberry life:
Fur coats, dresses, diamonds
And a tolerant man.

To be calm
He wanders around the shops
To feed only in restaurants
And drove only in limousines.

Beloved, beautiful, goddesses!
We will only call you that from now on!
Seeing beauties in such a cluster,
We fall on our knees before you.

We honor you with all our hearts,
Almost like a creator of worship!
May you never find reasons
You offend you loving men!



Secretly, so that no one knows
I chose a gift for you.
My wife had to, of course, too.
But you after all - more expensive!

Let the king be in life
Horse, treasury, half a kingdom.
I wish to be happy
This day is March 8th.

I want to live with a spark
To be so shiny
Stay by all means
Cool, real.

I wish it would end soon, this terrible day,
Where the children did not want to be obedient,
Where with every next minute
The husband was deviating from his goal.

And let everything be as before: the wife sews, cooks,
Washes and cleans and washes and rubs.
And the husband is on the couch - he is calmer there.
But everything will happen again in a year.


With all my heart I want to congratulate
Have some more fun
Gentle joke, but with fire!

I wish you in the flower sea
Can't find your bed.
With a loved one soon
You will crush the flowers until the morning!

And let the soul from pleasures
Screaming like a skinny cat in March!
I wish you new sensations
March 8th, all year round!

Thank you for your kindness
For your friendship, devotion and even
For an extra non-working day in a year
Thank you, you are our magicians!

March 8 - a wonderful day!
Are you still dozing, lovely friend?
It's time, beauty, get up!
I made tea with lemon

I fried a fabulous omelet,
And also a festive bouquet
Already managed to buy in the morning,
Get up, love, it's time!

Hello! And congratulations right now!
I wish you on Women's Day
Good luck, happiness and kindness,
So that you are healthy

More often smiled and bloomed
You are long and long years.
And may all dreams come true
After all, you deserve it!


Congratulations on March 8 with humor, funny

Hello my love, hello!
Today is the day of flowers, sweets,
The day when you are too lazy to work
In two words: Women's Day!

Don't let sadness come to you
But only joy. Well, let
Your life will be happy.
Happy Eight, my love!

We have been preparing for the holiday for a long time,
Bought cognac, wine.
Bought fruits for dessert
Other tasty foods

In the morning we ran in a hurry
And all gracefully shredded
And now, right here, now
We congratulate you together.
Since March 8!

I broke dishes for you
I poured coffee all over the stove.
Socks are not everywhere today -
In one corner they lie.

Poured the linen, stroked the flowers,
Washed the cat in the machine.
Fixed everything and fixed everything
(Well, maybe a little fib).

No words are needed, I know everything myself:
Your eyes are on fire!
Everything for you today, zaya!
Happy International Women's Day!

Our lovely creatures!
Which syllable is better to choose,
So that your feelings and desires
Bring down the whole stream on you!

There is no more beautiful in the world
Those beautiful feminine features
What lies in the endless
Deep of your hearts!

Love, tenderness and affection,
The elegance of beauty
Here are the symbols of female power,
Where we are all slaves before you!

So let it be for many years
This power will be fixed!
Believe me, we are here
We won't take it from you!

Always be beautiful and carefree
To hell with all the household chores,
“Oh, what a woman passed!”

And don't forget about makeup, of course,
Even if you go home
So that a man thinks everyone he meets:
"Oh, what a lady, my God!"

And another piece of advice:
Sometimes take a glass
So that a man thinks everyone he meets:
"Oh, what a woman, damn it!"

Congratulations on March 8!
Don't make noise at home today.
I want to have a great time
And fuck from the bottom of my heart.

Already the eighth of March,
Your time has come
And as a gift
Take my words

I want to be playful
But to the best of clockwork,
And most importantly, happy
And think with your head.

Always extravagant
Without life's problems
A little insidious
Just not quite.

Love and be loved
After all, it's not too lazy to receive
From every man
Gift on this day!

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How to surprise dear women by March 8? We have all the necessary information about this. The main thing you need to remember is that you need to pay attention to your beloved, mother, grandmother, colleague or girlfriend every day, and International Women's Day is just an apotheosis and the embodiment of your love and attitude towards loved ones in.

Original funny and playful women with a fair amount of humor. Our selection of original and funny wishes will help make this March 8 holiday bright and cheerful. Do not forget to congratulate your dear, sweet, most beloved women on the holiday of spring and beauty. Give them flowers, your love and kind words.

Funny and playful congratulations on March 8

March 8th is the holiday
Full of happy moments
Beautiful women and flowers
Spirits, smiles, compliments!
You are welcome to our friendly team
Congratulations on this Spring Day!
Let life give only positive
And uplifting!

The eighth of March is a special day,
You try to surprise women
Letter, gift or poetry,
Or forgotten sins.

With all my heart I want to congratulate

Have some more fun
Gentle joke, but with fire!
I wish you in the flower sea
Can't find your bed.
With a loved one soon
You will crush the flowers until the morning!
And the path of the soul from pleasures
Screaming like a skinny cat in March!
I wish you new sensations -
March 8th, all year round!

Happy March 8, daughter, congratulations!
On this day your eyes shine
On this day all dreams will come true
You are always magical beauty!
Rejoice, bloom, live, love,
Let heavenly dreams come true!
Get only the best gifts
From fate! Let them be bright!

There is still a lot of snow
Spring, however, is outside the window.
I hasten to congratulate you, colleague,
Happy International Women's Day!

In work, in life you success,
Comfort, sun and warmth,
Prosperity, joy and laughter.
Live happily up to a hundred!

Women's holiday, men drink,
There is a reason and a reason.
The women became women
Stop whining and crying.
Super duper all models!
What did you want?

You are not recognized today
Eyes shine like stars.
And we have to admit it
The attention of women inspires!
Accept today from colleagues
Happy 8th you March congratulations!
Problems melt like snow
And flow away like a spring stream!

Hello my dear!
I congratulate you
Happy International Women's Day,
Cold in spring!
Let dreams come true!
Remember that you are beautiful
And there will be no end to happiness -
Happy March 8, dear!

Do you remember, honey, what day is it today?
The lilac does not bloom yet in the forest.
But the frosts began to yield to the sun,
And I decided to write a poem.
Take a break from ordinary days today
Be yourself, laugh, have fun
Let the earth spin for you alone.
Happy holiday, my love!

I don't understand myself now
What am I telling you.
Congratulations on spring day
I give you a kiss.
With this kiss
Accept wishes:
Let this day turn
In a whole age of great love!

Congratulations on March 8,
Favorite girl!
You are the only one in the world
The most beautiful!
Happiness illuminates the soul
When you're next to me!
You captivate me with beauty
And unearthly love!

Even though I've only known you recently
I'm exhausted without you!
And on March 8 of happiness,
And to me - insane passion
I want to wish you
seduce me more often
I will help fulfill dreams -
The ones that I can!

I want to wish my beloved girl
Kiss me on March 8
Not for flowers, not for a gift,
And just like that, for free!
And while I'm on my way, I wish you
Stay cute forever
I love you and I know for sure
We are together for many years!

What do you wish, my friend?
On International Women's Day?
Always pleasant leisure
To celebrate not laziness.
handsome and rich men
And only one husband
And more, in general, is not necessary
For the happiness of a lady, nothing!

My friend dear,
Happy International Women's Day!
Live, baby, without knowing worries:
A man is always under the heel,
Under the roof of the garage - Ferrari,
Under the dress - cool underwear,
So that everyone loves, respects
Always your dignity!

Since March 8 you, girlfriend,
The coolest toys for you!
Let the men scream "I'll cry"
Fulfilling any dream!
You captivate further with their beauty,
And a smile, a riddle, a soul!
Only women save the world
And they will definitely save you from boredom!

Hello! And congratulations right now!
I wish you on Women's Day
Good luck, happiness and kindness,
So that you are healthy
More often smiled and bloomed
You are long and long years.
And may all dreams come true
After all, you deserve it!


I am the king, you are the queen
My sweet wife.
Don't even look to the left
After all, I know - and Khan.
I want March 8
Wish to be happy
Live every day with passion
Oh, and love your husband!

I wish my beloved on Women's Day
To love me always
And I even promise to stop drinking -
(Don't rejoice baby, not forever)
To endure our boys
Sometimes gatherings until the morning,
To always have money in your pocket,
Today, in your honor, I shout "Hurrah!"

Happy International Women's Day,
And it's easier - Happy March 8!
Well, my love, let's take a chance
Spend your entire salary in a day!?
I will give you silk
A scattering of diamonds underfoot,
Everything for you, my wife!
I'll work later at night ...

Today there is no traction
To football, and hockey is forgotten.
Only on you, my goddess,
I will watch all day.
I'll put things in order in the house:
I'll wash the floors, wipe off the dust.
Healthy breakfast -
Steamed salad and fish.
Water the flowers, iron the tablecloth
Buy champagne, not beer.
And let fatigue bring down to death -
But I will make everything beautiful!
After all, there is a good reason
For such a fast start.
I want to congratulate as a MAN
Beloved with the Eighth day of March!

Today is spring day
And festive too!
Congratulations on the 8th Martha
Your husband wants you!
My beloved wife!
There is only one like you!
After all, women you are the standard!
I'm forever in love with you!

Beloved woman, happy holiday to you!
The most beautiful, my dear!
Happy March 8th! I wish
It was so that everything is cool in your life!
So that immeasurable love warms in the cold,
So that faithful friendship always helps,
Bypassed so that the evil fate side,
And that you always stay with me!

Do you remember how you and I
They fought a long time ago in the spring.
I dragged you by the scythe
And left with a broken nose.
And now I'm not upset
Congratulations on March 8!
Let dreams come true
After all, you deserve it!

Me on the 8th of March
I'll clean everything in the house
Congratulate with passion
Beloved wife.
And I have delicious different dishes
I can screw up in an instant...
It's good that the holiday
Happens once a year!

To the wife of my poem
Let me not used to dedicate -
March 8 - an exception,
Listen to what I want to say.
Wife is good
Do everything and prevent
And a delicious rich pie
Always ready to feed!
But that's not why I love you
For that, the stomach only says "thank you".
I love you, my dear,
Able to give me happiness!

May you have finances
Romances won't sing
Let them give you a jeep
They will give you diamonds.
Beloved sister!
Be sharp on the tongue -
Unnecessary otshivay,
And invite your loved ones!

On the eighth day I will give you
Serene joy, golden dawn,
I’ll get primroses from under the snow in the morning ...
Just wash the dishes, dear sister!

I congratulate you, sister
Happy International Women's Day!
Let today, as if in May,
Bring on the sun and warmth!

And flowers will grow under the snow
And I will collect them in a bouquet,
And I will give you today!
I wish you many years of happiness!

You will give a head start to the young,
Men are crazy about you
And you wink at them
Grandma, you know how to flirt!
Perhaps when you were young
She was a special coquette
I will give you flowers
So that you smile often!

granny granny,
Happy Women's Day, dear!
SMS granddaughter congratulates you.
I wish you good health on this day.
I'll be free, I'll fly right away.

Only mom remembers booze
Teenage mine
Like from another party
I came "on the eyebrows".
I grew up. On March 8
Wish you good luck
I want. Also, passion
And spring warmth!

The eighth of March is a wonderful day!
I sing this song to you.
You are dearer than all relatives to me.
Smiles, joy to you!
Let over the flower ocean
Hurricanes of happiness are raging,
They rock you on the waves.
Happy Women's Day, my daughter!

I hasten to congratulate you, mother-in-law,
On March 8, wish
Leave all worries now
Accept a gift from the heart!
Smarter, wiser you all in the area,
You are always beautiful in everything!
I wish you a circle from a dream,
To not regret anything!

Let them say that the predator-mother-in-law
Drinks with pleasure his daughter-in-law's blood,
But I have you, mom, not like that,
I congratulate you on March 8th.
I want to wish you good health -
And never know sadness
May all your dreams come true
Always stay as cute!

Mother-in-law dear!
I congratulate you
With all my heart I wish
You happiness without measure,
Hope and faith
So that everything is smooth in the house
And life was sweet!

Hello honey! Congratulate
I want you for the holidays.
Make a festive tablecloth
Light a happy candle!
Don't worry about all the bad
Be joyful in the cold, in the heat;
I feel sincerely simple
I give you, my love!

Hello my love, hello!
Today is the day of flowers, sweets,
The day when you are too lazy to work
In two words: Women's Day!
Don't let sadness come to you
But only joy. Well, let
Your life will be happy.
Happy Eight, my love!

Dear, hello, hello!
I'm incredibly lucky
What got through, got through
And that I met you.
March 8. Wait, I'm healing!
All my life I want to love you!

Congratulations on the 8th of March
I love you!
Stay forever you
The most beautiful!
I will surround you with care
I'll make my life a fairy tale
If only you were with me
My sweetest angel!

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The long-awaited spring holiday is coming - March 8, which brings each of us a truly spring mood. All women are especially looking forward to this holiday, because men on this day are in a hurry to beautifully congratulate lovely ladies on March 8th. The best gift on Women's Day will be not only flowers, but also beautiful congratulations in verse, or funny congratulations with humor.

You can send a cool greeting from March 8 directly to your phone - for example, a call with congratulations in the voice of Vladimir Putin:

Or you can choose one of the ready-made congratulations below and send it to your phone or social media. networks.

We offer you the best funny congratulations on March 8 in verse. Congratulate your beloved women and girlfriends with humor and they will surely appreciate it.

Fair sex!
Oh, you are by no means weak!
A little bit - foot on the floor -
There you are, ladies!
And yet we appreciate you
So let's take a breath
And we congratulate you on the female
International Day!

The eighth of March has come
You have to congratulate.
Wish something like this
What no one could wish for.
Let out the champagne bottle
A beautiful gin will appear
Fulfills all your whims
And move into a jug.
So that every day your dreams
He performed (and plus mine).
But most importantly, about this gin,
You don't tell anyone!

With all my heart I want to congratulate
Happy International Women's Day!
Have some more fun
Gentle joke, but with fire!
I wish you in the flower sea
Can't find your bed.
With a loved one soon
You will crush the flowers until the morning!
And let the soul from pleasures
Screaming like a skinny cat in March!
I want new sensations
- March 8th, all year round!.

Cases are abandoned, sleep is bad at night,
In the soul of a man, uniform bedlam is going on,
And in it either a poet or a brave knight frolics ...
As they say, here already - cherche la femme.


Happy International Women's Day, darlings!
Tender natures, filled with dreams,
Let goosebumps run from our passionate feelings
On slender legs and to the ends of the hair,

All dreams and plans come true
From happiness be, our young ladies, drunk!
And may for you, beautiful, affectionate, desired,
This spring day will be the threshold of a fairy tale! I look at the calendar in the morning
Blushing, what is it?
It's already March, not February,
Yes, number eight...
A! It's time to congratulate women!
Well, relatives, all Hurray!
Today is a holiday for girls
We need to give them gifts.
To whom are flowers, to whom are earrings,
Someone coat and boots.
Here is this prince, and this macho,
And a house outside the city to boot.
So that she could do what she wanted,
And my head doesn't hurt.
To be younger every year.
And silky to the skin.
To be understood and loved
And they always wore it on their hands.
Spring is always in the soul, and so
March 8 all year round!

On the eighth of March, I wish you
Nice car in the garage
I respect you very much my friend
I only want to drive a Porsche.
So that in the wallet green bills
Pleasantly rustled every moment,
To Serezha, Sasha, Kolya, Yura
Fell in love immediately with your beautiful face!

On this beautiful day I wish
To carry you in your arms.
To be ironed, washed, cleaned,
And all this every day, just like that.
Women's happiness is sometimes so unreliable,
But you may be very lucky
So that March 8 in your life
Celebrated all year round.

There are girls in Russian villages
They are affectionately called bunnies
They love green "cabbage"
They save themselves for fur coats!
Today bunnies and kitties
We are not too lazy to congratulate
We will fulfill your every whim
On a beautiful and feminine day!

Hairpins, bright lipstick,
Languid, with a veiled look,
Chanel top and Prado bag
A long line of cavaliers.
You flutter like a butterfly
Smiling all around.
On a holiday you overshadow again
The beauty of all friends!
To the world with a confident gait,
You walk proud!
And you don't care
International days!

I wish March 8
Everything was very good:
To have a table, food, gifts,
For a sober husband to come home.

And to prepare everything myself,
And finally took out the trash
I bought a bouquet and arranged everything,
And he was in bed well done!

To not watch football stubbornly
And no more beer asked,
To run the household, rule the house
And he carried you in his arms! Congratulations on Women's Day,
So that everything in life goes the way,
So that relatives do not get sick,
For everyone to want you!
Your life to be sweet
So that everything goes smoothly in business,
Happiness, joy and luck,
Congratulations on March 8!


On this day, all men
For excitement - a hundred reasons.
Is that sort of perfume donated?
Is the tea well brewed?
How long do soups take to cook?
How much cereal to put in porridge?
How should dishes be washed?
What else can be useful?

Even children know this:
There is a beautiful day in the world
Red - according to the calendar,
I give it to you!
On this day - March 8 -
You accept my gifts:
Round dance of spring dreams
Lots of sun and flowers!
Be loved, be beautiful!
Like a dream, simple and clear
And please your eyes with a smile
Many, many days in a row!

How little a woman needs to be happy:
Bills a pleasant rustle in the wallet,
About five men, sighing with passion,
And a scarlet sail, somewhere in the distance ...

On a March day, when spring, playing,
Raises feelings above the clouds,
I wish you this little
And to her still - mutual love!

I didn't have time to wash
I didn't have time to shave!
Didn't have time to get dressed!
Finish a bunch of different things!
Didn't buy a gift
To the feast on time to arrive!
Accept what I am
I will drink, I will eat.
I'm really sorry -
I... didn't buy a present.
I was in such a hurry, I flew so
What… didn't even make it.
Let me just hug you
And kiss heartily.

I would like to compare you with a lush rose -
But a rose is nothing before your beauty.
I would like to compare you with a gentle mimosa,
But it seems to be an empty idea.

On Women's Day, let the stars fall from the sky,
They will cover the roofs of houses with snowdrifts,
And I'm under the rubble of starry snow
Ready to sing songs to you all day long!

I ran to the shops for a week:
Roche, Lancome and Letual.
Spent half a day painting
He scratched the back of his head on a crystal.
Looked manicure set
With a strange name "Solinger",
The scarf looked openwork ...
Not that… Not that… Not that at all!
Then I thought about pantyhose
And, without deciding on them,
Bought her three bottles of vodka!
Let there be a holiday for two!

We congratulate you today
We sincerely wish you:
Happy days and gentle caresses,
And a cute prince from a fairy tale,
A difficult victory in the struggle -
Let everything be yours!

The map lays down differently -
Sometimes it doesn't work.
And only on the day of March 8,
Any lady beats an ace.
And the kings in a humble pose
They are on the edge of the table.
March 8 - lady trump card!
Whatever suit!

Funny congratulations on March 8 in short verses

Thank you for your kindness
For your friendship, devotion and even
For an extra non-working day in a year
Thank you, you are our magicians!

March 8! Ladies enjoy!
We give you kisses, fireworks!
Relax today, relax
Dirty plates will wait until tomorrow!

Secretly, so that no one knows
I chose a gift for you.
My wife had to, of course, too.
But you after all - more expensive!

Dear, hello, hello!
I'm incredibly lucky
What got through, got through
And that I met you.
March 8. Wait, I'm healing!
All my life I want to love you!

Happy spring day, not frosty,
Happy day cheerful and mimosaic,
Happy cloudless and snowy day
Happy excited and tender day,
Happy spacious and surprising day
Our glorious women's day!

Happy 8th March, congratulations
I wish you to be healthy
graceful and beautiful,
Smart, kind and stubborn.
So that the entire peasant regiment
Was always at your feet!

It is a holiday today!
Women's Day!
All men with flowers.
And I'm too lazy to get up from the couch.
And waste money in scrap.

Burnt chicken in the oven
Milk runs through the kitchen.
With one awkward movement
Everything falls straight to the floor.
The children went for a walk without asking,
Tea was made for the dog.
Native most in the world!
You accept congratulations!

All today for beautiful ladies!
Flowers, trips to Amsterdam,
Love, gifts, congratulations,
And all the treats at the table!
We all tried our best
With love! Your men!


I wish you the eighth of March -
Live easily, like a butterfly fluttering.
Let the husband purr pretty, like a cat,
And by the summer your tummy will be flat!

To make a woman shine
Never be discouraged
And lived so that without annoyance,
Need sex and chocolate.
And she, like a dope,
Need quality shopping.
Congratulations on March 8!
I wish all this!

Luxurious life and men's hugs,
Hot nights and champagne on ice
Triumphs of bright, elegant dresses -
March 8th and other days of the year!

Short congratulations on March 8 in verse with humor

Congratulations on Women's Day!
We wish you happiness, joy
Beauty, kindness, success
And more laughter, laughter!

I wish you girls
Live beautifully and richly.
Let your husbands give you affection
They love like princesses from a fairy tale.

Sadness, sadness, burn with fire!
Congratulations on Women's Day!
Wonderful on this day
Let's sing songs to you!
And forget about diets
Eat cakes, sweets,
You are always beauties
We will like you! On March 8, dear friend,
I wish you grooms tub!
Let them sit in silence, quietly wait,
Then choose the one you like best!

We were and are beautiful.
But our charm is not in the bends of bodies.
Let those cry who we did not get,
And everyone who did not want to die will die.

Let the day of March 8 give
Luck sea, happiness cart.
More smiles, joy, excitement
And millions of scarlet roses.

I wish you health, a cheerful walk,
More gifts and fashionable clothes,
Eternal youth in a hot heart
And I want a cool guy to boot!

You are a cook, and a designer, and a housewife,
Mom, woman, wife, sometimes a lazy person.
You deserve roses and applause
And today, on Women's Day, only compliments!

How fervent horseshoes knock!
How good eyes and lips!
Angels and pretty devils
I congratulate you all from the bottom of my heart! The roof is going down,
We are celebrating Women's Day.
And I'm any of the pretty ladies
Ready to lay down the whole world at your feet!

Congratulations on March 8!
I wish you a kilogram of sweets
A ton of happiness and love
Positive to be in the blood.

A sea of ​​sweet discoveries
River of joyful events
Compliments and flowers
In honor of heavenly beauty.

Let tenderness shine in your eyes
Kindness and infinity
There will be no excess weight -
Only places for kisses!

Hands untied, bows tied,
Bright make-up, manicure, top class!
Requires a heart of love and romance
Happy March 8th, congratulations now.

Spin us today and spin
All wishes will be fulfilled at once.
Teach us, manage, endure.
We can't imagine how we would live without you.

We want to wish you, forever young,
To put smiles on their faces.
To visit crazy ideas,
So that when washing the linen does not shed.

Sales of perpetual and decent press,
Legs and ass was so "nut"!
The limit on the "gold" card is unlimited,
To be praised always and with everyone!

A fur coat, as usual, a sable, mink.
Falcon supernova and Jaguar.
To buy new things every day,
And they said: “Look, superstar!”.

On vacation, fly to warm, distant lands,
And so that the tan evenly lay down.
Feelings to be strong, crystal.
The sky in diamonds and the prince at his feet.

Congratulations on International Women's Day and I want to wish from the bottom of my heart that the nails do not break, that the tongue does not talk too much, that the hair does not split, that the eyelashes grow more actively and thicken every day, that the lips are sweet and lush, that the hands are golden, so that there is an endurance of a steel lady in the soul, so that the figure is charming and magnificent.

Happy March day!
Let it live with a spark:
In the heart so that the fire burns,
Many things were successful.

With heat, let the income grow,
Life will burst with luck
And eyes shine bright
From careless, hot love!

I wish you on Women's Day:
Don't let life tease you
Performs whims,
Your balance replenishes
Protects from stress
And from weight gain
And dunk with your head
A whirlpool in love.

I want to be always loved
And get the buzz from life
And smile, be happy
And only radiate positive!

I wish to the Maldives,
As often as possible, you flew
Lived luxuriously and beautifully,
And it kept blooming!

What else is needed for life
Russian woman in our age?
From the burning bath glad
Bring your husband out into the snow.

An armful of children at a gallop
Feed with thick borscht
And to your beloved in bed
Dive, but not bream.

And cherish the horse in yourself,
To plow for ten thousand,
And pretend to be a fairy
To hide a sudden pimple.

Everything, women, is subject to us:
Checkers, skis, bass...
Therefore, unanimously,
Happy Women's Day to us today!

Congratulations on March 8
Dear ladies now!
Let it be bright, starry
In your life every hour.

Let problems run away from you
And fear like fire
So that you can carefree
Get better day by day.

Let the men do
Your every whim is crazy,
Let them keep, protect
Your happiness and peace!

On a warm, sunny, spring day
I wish you a happy mood
Flowers, smiles and gifts,
Love and hot kisses!
I wish you all beauties
Eat cake, drink tea.
Let the men fall at their feet
And they give you diamonds.
And may, beautiful creatures,
Your wishes will come true!

Ladies are running the show today
Today the female sex is all right,
Recreation flourishes today
Let laziness come today!

Be queens for life
To cherish women's whims,
Flirt wholeheartedly
And fulfill your dreams.

Have fun all year long
And dissolve in tender happiness,
Don't think what will happen tomorrow
Let the holiday be a bright dream!

Today is an unusual day
And for many unusual,
Women's day has come, girls,
Relax until sunset!

Postpone all cleaning
And pour a hill of sweets,
Ironing, washing - everything later,
Let's have fun and eat!

Let men envy
They give fur coats, limousines.
Let them lie at your feet
Catch happiness and delight!