Birthday script. Scenario for a man's anniversary (50 years). "Hero of the evening." Scenario for a cool man's birthday Invite a show to his birthday

The “Hero of the Evening” scenario is suitable for celebrating the birthday of a married middle-aged man and is designed for a large number of guests.

A cool congratulation from friends, a portrait from his wife, performances by a gypsy and a pop star are just a small part of what awaits the birthday boy on this day.

Guests will be able to see what the birthday boy was like as a child, what happened to him as a teenager, and what kind of man he grew up to be.

The entertainment program is structured in such a way that each guest can take part.

Hall decoration

To decorate the hall, you can use any festive attributes: balloons, garlands, confetti, photographs and even unusual dishes. The decoration of the room depends on its size. If the holiday is taking place in an apartment, then it is enough to add a few balloons, posters with wishes and garlands. If a restaurant is ordered, then the chairs and tables are decorated with beautiful capes, and balls and lights are also added.

Props

  1. A sheet with a “baby”.
  2. Crosswords.
  3. Collections of recipes for dishes made from carrots or vegetables.
  4. Easel or sketchbook with markers/felt-tip pens.
  5. Soap set.
  6. Black wig and long dress.
  7. Signs with words.
  8. Gypsy clothes.
  9. Bottle of alcohol.
  10. Three squirrel tails.
  11. Contents for the secret package: hat, pacifier, socks, thong, bra, negligee, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family pants, beads, wig, false bunny ears.
  12. Bunny tails.
  13. Hat.

Musical arrangement

For background music, light compositions are chosen, most often without words, leaving only the melody. Thematic compositions can be staged for the entrance of specially invited guests. So, for the gypsy's entrance - a song about a camp, for Conchita Wurst - the beginning of the song that she performed at Eurovision.


During breaks between competitions and games, you can invite guests to dance. In this case, you should also consider a dance playlist. It will depend on the age of the invited guests and the tastes of the birthday person. Cheerful, fiery and energetic songs have always been popular on holidays such as birthdays.

Cool scenario for a man’s birthday “Hero of the evening”

Leading: Welcome to (birthday person's name)! I greet each of you and congratulate the birthday boy on the holiday! I invite the other guests to keep up and join in my congratulations. And here are the first comers - friends of the birthday boy.

Congratulations from friends:
We came to congratulate you
Happy wonderful holiday to you.
We would like to wish you good health
Be strong, brave, fighting,
So that the liver never fails
And the rest of the organs held on.

May you always have
The table is set,
The currency multiplied in my pocket.
Let your beautiful wife be by your side
Giving you my love
To make the blood boil in your veins
From a stormy night in your bedroom.

And don't forget about your friends,
Call, write, invite to visit more often.
We are always ready for you
Stand upright, lie flat.
My friend, know that you are our pride!
Happy birthday! Hooray!
(the last words are pronounced loudly by everyone together)

Leading: What faithful friends you have, I propose to drink to your friendship. May she always be as strong! Here's to you, friends!

(guests raise glasses for friendship)

Leading: We see you as you are: strong, courageous, impressive. Who remembers the birthday boy when he was just a baby? I invite the birthday boy and someone to join me for a support group.

(the birthday boy approaches the presenter, and his wife, mother or sister is chosen as his assistant)

Entertainment “Little Miracle”:
The birthday boy sticks his head into the previously prepared “body”. Two assistants hold a sheet with a hole cut in the middle for the head. Sewn below is a children's blouse with mittens and rompers.

Where the sleeves of the blouse end are also made so that the assistant can insert her hands there. And the birthday boy puts his hands in his pants. Thus, the following picture is obtained: the audience sees the head of the birthday boy, the hands of his assistant and dangling legs, which are controlled by the birthday boy himself.

The funny thing is that the assistant does not see everything that is happening, and the birthday boy himself will not be able to do what is usually convenient to do with his hands. The presenter reads the text, and the participants perform all the movements that they hear. The assistant gives him all the necessary details.

Leading: N years ago little (name of the birthday boy) was born. He stretched sweetly, rubbed his eyes and sneezed loudly. So he tried milk for the first time. (the assistant’s hands give him a baby bottle of milk) Oh, he ate so well that he already wanted to go to bed. Opening his mouth wide, he yawns for a long, long time, covering his mouth with his palm. Suddenly he wanted to poop. He pushes, pushes hard, and it works. He took a piece of paper and began to wipe his butt. Satisfied (name of the birthday boy), dances, moves his legs. So he found a pacifier somewhere, put it in his mouth, and smiled. (then the pacifier is removed)

But our (name of the birthday boy) is growing up. He learned to brush his teeth, so he took a brush and started brushing his teeth vigorously. He took a comb to comb his hair and, handsome, quickly ran to the kitchen, opening the door with his heel. There he finds a sandwich and boldly throws it into his mouth. He washes everything down with compote and hurries into the yard to play. But first he puts on a hat, scarf, and gloves. And with a confident gait he went down the stairs. (energetic music plays while walking)

Leading: Applause to the birthday boy and his assistant! And so that (name of the birthday boy) grows up healthy, let’s raise a glass and say a few nice words to him. I propose to say a toast to the parents of the birthday boy.

(parents congratulate their son)

Leading: In the meantime, we smoothly move on to the already matured (name of the birthday boy). Now he has become a teenager, which means bad habits are starting to appear. That's how he tried vodka for the first time. Yes, he overdid it a little that it was difficult for him to find words. Our only hope is for you, dear guests. I invite two teams of nine people.

Competition "Guess the word":
Each participant is glued or put on a piece of A4 paper on their chest, on which one letter is written. The presenter reads the riddles, and the participants must quickly line up in a row, thus writing the answer. The team that solves the most riddles wins and receives a prize - a crossword puzzle for each. Each team is given an equal number of letters: d, y, w, a, r, b m, i, h.


Riddles from the presenter:

  • Either lying down or standing. Sometimes cold, sometimes hot. (Shower)
  • It is round and transparent, like glass. It is quite easy to see the future in it. (Ball)
  • Strong, slender and strong, because he is the ruler of the forest. (Oak)
  • Jumps loudly in the hands of a child. (Ball)

Leading: Our (name of the birthday boy) is growing up quickly. He becomes a man and new needs appear. For the next competition I need three male-female pairs. Who's brave? Do not be shy! It won't hurt, I promise.

Competition "Adult Needs":
For this competition you will need a grater and carrots. Men press the carrot between their legs, holding it with their hands if necessary. Girls also hold a grater between their legs, but in such a way that a man, coming up from behind, can reach the grater with a tied carrot.


On command, pairs must quickly grate the carrot. As soon as the allotted time is over, the guests look: whose carrot has worn off more than the rest, wins. The winner receives a prize - a collection of dishes made from carrots or vegetables.

Leading: We have identified a winning couple and they receive their trophy - a book of recipes for carrot dishes so that you can use the vegetables for their intended purpose. And I give the floor for congratulations to the wife of the birthday boy - (name of wife).

(wife makes a toast to the birthday boy)

Leading: What kind words were heard for you (name of the birthday boy) from your beloved and charming wife. It’s immediately obvious how much she loves you, but what about words, I suggest you actually see how a wife sees her husband. (Wife's name), I will ask you to come to me.

Portrait of the birthday boy:
The birthday boy's wife is blindfolded and given a marker or felt-tip pen. In front of her is an easel or a regular sketchbook.


She must draw a portrait of her husband with her eyes closed. For variety, you can put several markers. The host will comment on which body part she needs to move to and which marker she wants to use.

Leading: The guests are not bored, but support the aspiring artist with applause. (Wife's name) is probably very worried.

(to the music, the wife draws a portrait, and the guests support her)

Leading: Look what Picasso has awakened in you (wife’s name). Our dear (name of the birthday boy), accept from the bottom of your heart the best picture in the entire history of mankind - your portrait from your beloved wife. She tried really hard.

(the birthday boy is presented with his portrait)

Leading: And the gifts don’t end there, there’s still more to come. In the meantime, I invite seven people for the next competition.

Competition “At the behest of the pike...”:
Seven chairs are placed in a row. The leader gives everyone a command of what they need to bring. When the participants go in search of a hidden object, the leader removes one chair and the one who came last and did not have enough chair is eliminated.


Each item is then returned to the owner, and only after that the host names the next wish. The winner is the one who reaches the end, fulfilling all the wishes of the presenter. The prize is a small soap set. Participants will need to bring the following:

  • A bottle of vodka.
  • Someone else's, not your own, man's shoe.
  • Women's earring.
  • Ketchup or sauce.
  • Any item from the birthday boy.

Leading: Applause to all participants, and we reward the winner with a soap set and ask you to say a few words to the birthday boy.

(the winner makes a toast)

Leading: We'll play a little, and for this I'll need five people.

Game “Simple questions - funny answers”:
Participants stand with their backs to the guests. They put a certain word on their back, none of the guests tells them what word they got. The participants themselves should also not spy on others. The host asks each player a question, and he must answer it creatively. And the places for participants can be the following: “maternity hospital”, “bushes”, “sex-shop”, “sobering-up station”, “work”.


Questions:

  1. How did you first come to this place?
  2. What were your impressions of this place?
  3. What do you usually do there?
  4. What attracts you there so much?
  5. How do your loved ones feel about this?
  6. When are you going there next time?

Leading: Ladies and gentlemen, please have a moment's attention. Now I will announce the name of the celebrity who came here to personally congratulate the birthday boy on his holiday. Meet the incredible and stunning Conchita Wurst.

Conchita's performance:
Make an agreement in advance with a bearded man from the guests or draw a beard with black eyeliner. The participant must wear a dress and have long hair, so a wig is required. The guest performs a song to the soundtrack “Rise like a Phoenix”, and at the end of his performance congratulates the birthday boy.

You can approach him, hug him, kiss him. In a word, completely improvise and amuse all the guests, especially the birthday boy.

Leading: Thank you, Conchita, you were inimitable! We send off the pop star with thunderous applause. And you, dear guests, do not forget to raise a toast to the birthday boy.

(everyone congratulates the birthday boy)

Leading: And I'm announcing another competition. I will ask as many beautiful ladies to come out here as there are letters in the full name of our birthday boy.

Game "Erotic Spelling":
The required number of girls come out to the presenter. They are given bunny tails, which they must put on in the right place. And at the command of the presenter and to the music, all the girls unanimously write the full name of the birthday boy with their buttocks.

Leading: This is an unusual and slightly erotic performance that the representatives of the fair sex put on for you (name of the birthday boy). Let's clap for them, friends, and in the meantime we continue to surprise the birthday boy with congratulations. To your loud applause, I invite a special guest - the gypsy Zara.
(guests greet the gypsy)

Leading: Zara not only came to congratulate (the name of the birthday boy) on his birthday, but also to predict the fate of everyone.

Predictions of the gypsy Zara:
This time they choose any woman from the guests, with whom they also agree in advance. She approaches any guest and, looking into the palm of her hand, says what awaits this person in the near future. The birthday boy will be the last one she approaches.


Prediction 1:
I see you're not getting enough sleep,
But be sad, you'll get some sleep soon.
You will sleep long and softly,
Until the salad is taken out from under you.

Prediction 2:
Wow, have a fun weekend ahead of you.
A handsome man will pester you.
Don't give in!
Five minutes of work -
Nine months of care.

Prediction 3:
Your path of life is successful,
It leads uphill.
You'll buy a car soon
But I just can’t figure out which one:
Either a white BMW or a green Muscovite.

Prediction 4:
Oh, hand of pearl,
I have never seen such a happy fate.
And the family is strong, and friends are faithful,
I see a long and happy life awaits you.
You will live a long time until you die.
Happiness is ahead of you
And when you bend over, it’s from behind.

Leading: I want to invite seven people for the next competition. Does everyone remember the competition with chairs? Music plays, participants dance around chairs, and as soon as the music ends, you need to have time to sit on an empty chair. Whoever doesn't have enough chairs is eliminated. We will slightly change the rules of this competition. Since our people are adults, we will replace the chairs with glasses of vodka.

Competition “Be the first to grab it”:
Six glasses are placed on a table, preferably round. Participants surround the table and begin to move around it to the music. The music ends, you need to be the first to grab the glass. The one who doesn't get it is eliminated. The competition continues until there is only one glass left on the table. The winner receives a prize - a bottle of any alcohol.

Leading: But here we have a winner and receives a well-deserved prize - a bottle of good alcohol. But we don’t recommend getting too carried away with strong drinks, otherwise one day these squirrels might visit you.

Squirrel performance:
Three women are selected to perform a dance to the song “Single Ladies” from the movie “Alvin and the Chipmunks.” They have false squirrel tails tied to their belts, and they must give the birthday boy a fiery dance.

Leading: And now I invite everyone to join me. Absolutely everyone who is brave, come to me.

(people start coming out to the presenter)

Leading: We stand in a circle so that everyone can stand comfortably and freely. I have this package with a secret. Your task is to pass it on to each other as long as the song plays, and I’ll tell you what to do next later. Go!

Game “Pass it to someone else”:
The package contains various things and objects. To the music, all participants pass the package to each other without looking inside. As soon as the music stops, the person who has the bag takes one thing out of it and puts it on himself. The game continues until the last thing is taken out of the bag. The contents of the package may vary, for example: hat, pacifier, socks, thong, bra, negligee, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family panties, beads, wig, false bunny ears. After all the items have found their owners, they will need to be removed. Separate music is played for each player.

Leading: What diversity immediately appeared. But, unfortunately, now all this beauty needs to be filmed and, as usual, to the music. Let's start with the last player.

(the music turns on and the first guest begins to take off his recently worn item)

Leading: But the surprises don't end there. Right now I want to see three brave participants near me for our next fun music competition.

“Minute of Fame” competition:
The presenter offers each participant a song to perform. For example, “The wind was blowing from the sea,” “And someone came down from the hill,” “I got drunk and drunk.” Participants can choose their own song, the main thing is that they are not very similar in repertoire. When it’s their turn to mix their songs, the participants play the minus of any remix.

Leading: Friends, you now have a unique opportunity to become famous throughout the world. Each of you needs to perform your song as loud as possible from the rest of the participants. Now, without music, each of you, as much as you can, will try to sing your own song. Ready? Let's start!

(everyone sings their song loudly, trying to outsing their rivals)

Leading: Wonderful - wonderful! And now we will slightly remake your songs in a more modern way.

(each participant now not only sings his own song, but mixes to the music, using words such as “eu”, “uiva-uiva” and so on)

Leading: Let's give a round of applause to our up-and-coming but already promising stars.

Leading: And now our holiday is gradually coming to an end and I want to ask you a question, dear guests: did you like today’s holiday, did you regret coming?

(guests answer that they liked it)

Leading: That you liked it is good, but you just say something quietly about it. I have such a magic hat, (takes out the hat) that will reveal the whole truth about your thoughts. So, let's go!

Game "Magic Hat":
The host puts a hat on any guest and at this moment the chorus of a certain song sounds:

  • “I’m all so sudden” A. Semenovich.
  • "I'm tired, I want love" Quest Pistols.
  • “Look at the woman” by Shan-hai group.
  • “For a week before the second I will go to Komarovo” Vitas.
  • “I want to drink” What a pussy.
  • “Buy me a crucian carp” A. Kozlovsky.
  • “Take me to marry” group Breasts.
  • “What a wonderful day” cheerful Mouse.

Leading: Overall not bad, now I can believe that you really enjoyed the holiday. Let's thank the wonderful organizer of this evening (name of the birthday boy) and once again congratulate him on his birthday! Let your life be full of bright events and pleasant memories! Congratulations to you! Happy birthday!
(everyone congratulates the birthday boy, and the disco begins)


A cool script, active guests, fun competitions, and a resourceful host are the main criteria for a fun birthday. Remember: the best gift is emotion! Arrange an unforgettable holiday for the birthday boy, please him with comic congratulations and gifts, and he will never forget your efforts.

A handmade gift is the best. An anniversary slideshow is rather a pleasant addition to the main present. Learning how to create a video from photos is easy (and free), and the recipient will be delighted!

Plot

More interesting for an anniversary? You need to choose a plot, because this is a kind of short film. It may reflect the biography of the hero of the day. To do this, use old photographs. But don’t limit yourself to those you find on your computer. Look in old albums, contact the recipient's parents. Scan your photos inexpensively. Once all the material is collected, arrange it in chronological order. Add signatures with the date. Not only the birthday boy, but also the guests will be interested to see how the hero of the day grew up and changed.

For another version of the anniversary slideshow, you will need the help of relatives and friends of the person who is celebrating the birthday. Ask people close to the hero of the day to say congratulations and compliments on camera. It will be good if someone can tell funny stories related to the birthday boy. Ask questions like: “Why do you love the hero of the occasion?”, “How did you meet?” etc. The more people you interview, the better.

What to pay attention to

If you want to insert a photo in which the birthday person is not alone, then pay attention to how it turned out. An anniversary slideshow containing photographs that the hero of the occasion does not like will not create the desired feeling of joy and happiness.

If the photo is not of very good quality, then it is better to insert it into a collage. This could be a template for a beautiful frame or an interesting background. You can collect all the low-quality photographs and make one from them.

Ideas

Sing your favorite song of the hero of the day or just a popular hit. Find the text and change the words to make it a congratulation. If you congratulate a person who has an idol, then use a video clip of him and write your own words.

Dilute consecutive shots with effects and transitions. Use collage templates.

Program

The best programs for creating anniversary slideshows:

  1. Movie Maker is available on all computers with the Windows operating system. Learning to use it is quite simple. It is in Russian and contains the basic tools for creating video greetings, interesting transitions, and effects. You can adjust the duration of the frame, the moment when the music volume increases at the beginning and at the end of the film.
  2. "PhotoSHOW" has more editing options. The program is also in Russian and is easy to use. You can add text, clip art, shapes, an additional layer with snow, leaf fall and more to the image. Designer templates available.
  3. online is attractive because it does not require installation, although it works almost the same as Movie Maker and PhotoSHOW.

How (“Happy anniversary”, “Happy birthday!”, etc.) so that the recipient is as pleased as possible? Show your imagination, remember the birthday person’s preferences, play your favorite background music and write nice words. The gift will leave only warm memories for the recipient.

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An anniversary is a big holiday. Many are trying to celebrate it on a grand scale. This implies a wide feast and many guests. There are not only relatives here, but also friends of the hero of the day with their children and spouses, his colleagues, co-workers, and superiors. It turns out to be a very diverse company - in terms of age, hobbies, interests. To prevent guests from getting bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment you can offer them. The best options for this are scenes that will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one “actor” and larger-scale ones. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will be suitable, from existing books, films and mini-productions that we spied somewhere, to those invented independently. However, they all must have one thing in common - be funny.

Costume performances

The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participating actors are dressed for believability. Usually the guests themselves are the actors. Their participation is agreed upon in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to give an additional gift.

Traffic police inspector and hunters

Three men are participating. You need to choose the appropriate costumes - a traffic police uniform for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. “Hunters” can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.

Progress of the scene

Two hunter friends, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they violated traffic rules and were stopped by an inspector. We explained the situation to him - well, it’s impossible not to congratulate a good man! Of course, the inspector agreed to take them to the celebration site. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and himself joins in the congratulations. He reads out, and then hands the wife of the hero of the day a certificate of technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday boy himself (his last and first name is announced) on the occasion of his 50th birthday (the number can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.

Technical inspection

Conclusion of the traffic police

  1. The condition is excellent.
  2. The owner claims that this vehicle can still be driven and driven.
  1. Refuel only with high-quality fuel - octane number not less than 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
  2. Regular lubrication of the filler part is recommended: on vacation, after hunting and bathing, on birthdays, etc.
  3. Using a vehicle by proxy is not permitted.
  4. The owner must remember that for normal operation the vehicle needs affection, love and regular lubrication.
  5. The next technical inspection is recommended after 50 years.

Italian guests

This skit also requires three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple; you don’t even have to completely change the actors’ clothes, but simply choose the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, brimmed hats. For the translator - visual glasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. At the height of the fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head towards the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravizhilento yubelento e druzente – lubente alcoholento pipento! Translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Come to the devil in the middle of nowhere and tell me at least something! Translator: We came to your wonderful city to join everyone’s congratulations. 1st guest: Pozhelanto ne glotanto tabletanto and not znanto vrachevanto! Translator: We would like to wish you the best health. 2nd guest: Let there be a lot of money in your wallet and your belly was always full! Translator: May financial well-being and lasting happiness accompany you throughout life. 1st guest: Puskaento druzilento nikogdento na krysento! Translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We wantetto handed over figinetto and jurundento! Translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy are for you. 1st guest: Not obzhirante and not blivante, pusento not lopnento. Translator: Eat healthy and enjoy. 2nd guest: Posminente nascente priezdante – italiano podarente. Translator: Remember us, always your Italians.

Strange salaries

A small costume scene that should accompany, and possibly open, the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is advisable that they be women - thin, short and tall:

  • The small one is “weighed” with a small amount of money - this can be either coins or small denomination bills. You can simply draw them on large sheets of paper so that they are clearly visible.
  • A tall woman is dressed more richly - there are no coins at all, but there are a lot of large bills.

Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.

Congratulations to Little Salary

Don’t look, dear birthday boy, that I’m still so little. I wish you all the most beautiful things in the world. May, with my help, you be able to provide yourself with a life worthy of the king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. I hope that together we can please you.

Congratulations to a Big Salary

Maybe I don’t look very much like a lucky lottery winner, but together with my younger sister, we are the best gift that will be useful to you in any situation, will take you on vacation and will bring you many pleasant minutes! Congratulations! After this speech, all guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift present it to the birthday person. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.

Mini-productions

Such scenes usually do not take much time. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. Very rarely more is needed.

It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day and his guests.

Urgent medical examination

A man fully dressed as a doctor enters the hall. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, and shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small “medical case”. Doctor: Allow me, let me! Before congratulations can be heard, I am forced to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins an examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical procedures. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let’s see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “that’s what I thought,” and the like. After this he makes a short speech.

Doctor's speech

I have conducted a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…

  • Jubilee (last name, first name, patronymic).
  • Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
  • The pulse is a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
  • Blood type - only red cells, sometimes white ones are also found (in strictly measured quantities). This is real “blood and milk”!
  • The heart rate - as it should be on your own anniversary - either jumps or freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.
  • The vital tone is completely versatile.
  • Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
  • Hearing is truly universal, which is very rare.
  • The sense of smell is very subtle, with a probability of error of 3% it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
  • Chronic diseases are an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious lunch, a lovingly prepared dinner. More often this occurs next to a working TV.
  • The daily routine is mixed: walking, sitting, lying down.
  • The general conclusion is that this is only the beginning of the life of a given organism. It is recommended to take from life everything you want and what you didn’t get.

Urgent telegram

A man with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache enters the hall. He portrays a well-known character - postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me, postman Pechkin. I brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I definitely need to wet my throat. He demands a filled glass, drinks it, then reads the telegram. It can be written down on this form.

Telegram text

I dreamed of coming dot I couldn’t tour dot I cordially congratulate you dot I wish you hello dot I dream of being there dot yours Alla Pugacheva This sketch can be staged instead of the next toast. And in conclusion, a cool fairy tale scene awaits you about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc