We spend half our lives at work,
And the team is now almost family.
We share both sorrows and worries,
Deciding everything together during the day.
And day after day the weeks fly by,
And now we are on the threshold of the New Year.
Colleagues, I sincerely congratulate you!
I wish you only joyful troubles!
May the coming year be generous to you,
There is harmony at work, and comfort in the home,
Let luck be a fair wind,
Let your income constantly grow.
Simple human happiness
Without sorrows, sorrows and worries.
Let love cover you with an avalanche of passion,
And miracles will happen in the New Year!
May the New Year bring you
Prosperity and income.
May success follow you
So that there is no interference in anything.
May your health be good,
The mind is enlightened, tenacious,
There is peace in the world, and harmony in families.
Raise everyone's salaries.
A lot of strength and optimism,
Travel and tourism,
In the souls - sunny weather.
Everyone, colleagues, Happy New Year!
Dear colleagues, I wish you a Happy New Year. May this year be productive, successful and promising. I wish everyone happiness and goodness in the home, health and success to you and your loved ones. More creativity and confidence in our common endeavors. Happy holiday everyone!
Colleagues, this New Year,
I wish you great heights,
More profitable ideas
Less sad news.
Let the salary grow steadily,
To row it with a shovel,
There were more corporate events
And life was kinder and sweeter!
Let there be what you need
Success accompanies business,
So that our team lives together
And so that the boss praises us!
Happy New Year to our entire friendly team.
May good luck accompany you and may the positivity never leave you.
So that work can be carried out, so that there is comfort in families!
Just so you don’t forget: you are very welcome here in the morning.
I wish you all success and health, light, joy, goodness.
New Year's fun. Happy New Year to all. Hooray!
I wish you a New Year
Happy life without worries,
Easy work without obstacles,
Huge bonuses and salaries.
So that Monday doesn't scare you,
The boss didn’t scold him much,
And to work, as if on a holiday,
So that everyone runs with joy!
New Year is a good time!
New start and new achievements!
To all colleagues - joy, kindness,
Strength, health, vigor, luck!
Let comfort always reign in the house,
But the soul knows no sorrows!
New Year's fireworks
Let him raise the bar for his mood!
Having worked hard for a year,
It's time to rest.
Happy New Year to you, colleagues!
Put everything aside.
I wish you a salary -
To carry it away in bags,
Next door to the MP
So they could buy a house.
Management to praise
So that there is career growth.
So as not to scold too much,
If you forgot something.
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart.
You and I are one family.
I wish you happiness and joy
And good luck to you, friends!
Our plans are fulfilled
May the New Year give
And will add patience to us,
If there is too much to do.
Let, colleagues, work for you
Will bear fruit:
Income will increase
And dreams will come true!
We want to wish you so much
What can't be counted:
Peace, blue sky,
Have time to do everything and take everything into account.
New Year's Eve crispy snow
I knocked quietly on the door,
Let it be easy for you,
No losses or damages.
Happiness, good health
He will bring it to you.
Only good surprises
Let fate bring it.
Happy New Year
And we want to tell you:
It's a pleasure to work with you
And have a nice rest!
We can mix up our affairs,
Find yourself on the boss's carpet,
At work, as if she were drinking in the forest:
If you give a tree, you cut it and that’s it!
We are the most important hard workers here,
And at lunchtime, during the break, we rest.
That's what it means - colleagues. And they don't wait for us
Lonely everyday life with iced tea.
The team is strength, and in the New Year
I am glad to congratulate you all. Let him bring you
Respect, happiness, good luck this fresh New Year.
New Year's feasts are never complete without wishes and praises to friends and family. Sometimes even guests organize secret competitions in eloquence! Do you want to amaze your hosts with your witty jokes? Those present will definitely appreciate the words, chosen from the heart, but with meaning, kindness and a dose of humor. In order not to re-read wishes in postcards and not waste time searching on the Internet, we have made for you a selection of original and funny Happy New Year greetings - we welcome 2019 the Year of the Pig with humor and a smile.
I would like to wish Santa Claus good health for those I love in the New Year. And riches are for those who love me!
The New Year holiday has arrived! Now everyone is happy, everyone is full, a little drunk and overly pleased... But no one can sleep: look more cheerful and cheerful! We welcome the coming year and close the old one. I wish you everything in the new year. As long as it's within the law!
In the year of the Pig I wish you
Withstand any attack.
May everything be within your grasp,
And the troubles will pass.
Let the family be healthy
Luck accompanies business.
Let the burden of anxiety disappear,
Finances never cry!
I wish you to get wet in the dollar rain next year, and may the falling leaves of good fortune fall into your hands all next year. Let happiness fall on our (your) home in any season of the year, as if it were New Year’s snowfall. I wish you to enjoy every minute of the coming year.
I wish everyone to stumble, fall and cry in 2019....
But they tripped over money, fell into arms, cried with happiness!
Our festive New Year's table is bursting with all sorts of treats. I want all the guests at such a table in the New Year not to have a single reason for sour smiles and bitter disappointment. And there were tons of sweet moments and thrills! Live with style in the New Year and every day after that!
Every time on New Year's Eve we wish each other new happiness. But many have heard the expression: “There is no happy life, there are only happy days.” So, I wish you all 365 happy days in the coming 2019.
Cool Happy New Year greetings to a friend
The Year of the Pig has come, my friend,
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart.
May success find you
Happiness will rush to your home.
Let everything be smooth in the family,
Your dreams will come to life.
And problems without looking back
Let them run away from you!
In the coming New Year, I want to wish you to be happy. Delicious life, dear: bread and salt and caviar, stocks of gold, pleasant weekends, and everyday life such that the bosses can only carry it in their arms! I wish you to fall in love, but at the same time maintain independence and smile endlessly!
Friend! So we made it to the fateful and best New Year! In the coming year, eat sweetly, sleep on feathers, count your profits and wear silk! Remember who runs the show in your life and graciously accept all the good things! Do what you have long dreamed of, and don’t forget to love until you lose your head and smile!
You and I have a lot to worry about during the New Year holidays. You need to try all the treats, have time to drag the cat away, don’t forget to make a wish and freeze for a long time on the street while everyone sets off fireworks! In a word, the holiday is taking its course, so the time has come to wish you endurance! May your happiness be magnificent and very personal.
Let's hug, friends, and greet the elderly red-nosed man, his relative and a crowd of deer with dignity - the New Year is coming to us!
Comic Happy New Year greetings for a friend
Always be loved
I wish you vigor and strength,
And so that in the new year
The Lord gave me luck!
Girlfriend! Happy New Year! May the New Year bring you new adventures... no, not just in one place! New meetings for you, promising acquaintances, pure victories, bright impressions, sincere achievements! Oh, I almost forgot - new huge stores with huge sales! And so that you don’t rack your brains about how to buy everything you want and how to transport it all!
Cheerful congratulations to colleagues
Colleagues, on the eve of the New Year I would like to wish you fabulous salaries, magical working conditions and bosses who will always be in a wonderful mood! Let your experience and knowledge become more valuable than any wealth. But if someone decides to buy them, bargain until the last minute!
Colleagues! I don’t know how old the Snow Maiden is, but Santa Claus is definitely a little old! But, nevertheless, he is cheerful, cheerful and still able to give gifts!
Let the old man present you with modern surprises and entertainment that will make you so wildly delighted that you will forget to go to work! This will encourage you to quit and find a new job! Give me a new job in the new year! With new happiness!
Colleagues! Well, another year has passed when we all worked hard together!
I wish that in the New Year we not only work well, but also receive money well! Let there be exactly as many of them as each of us wants! Then we'll see which of us is the greediest. Happy New Year!
For the coming New Year
It's time to wish your colleagues
Less hard work
More nice salaries!
Let clients become smarter
The staff will be nice
Let the authorities praise, cherish,
And work will become easier than play!
Not only work success
Let Santa Claus carry it in his sack,
And humor, joy, laughter
And only the salary in earnest!
Happy New Year to those with whom I share the joys and sorrows of the entire working week - our close-knit team! Let there be many times more joys, I also wish that in the New Year the salary becomes much higher, and less labor is spent on it.
In our country, New Year is the most favorite holiday, so I would like to congratulate as many friends, family and loved ones as possible. Usually congratulations are heard a few hours before the chimes, when there is very little time left. In this regard, it is better to prepare short wishes for the New Year 2019 in advance.
In fact, it is very difficult to fit into a couple of sentences everything that you want to convey to your loved ones, so we have made for our readers a capacious selection of wishes that may be useful depending on the circumstances.
Wishes in your own words
Sometimes simple words spoken from the heart can touch much more than the most beautiful and pompous phrases in poetry. Don't be shy about telling your loved ones everything you feel about them, especially on New Year's Day. After all, this is a holiday when we all need attention, warmth and sincere words from friends and relatives. To cheer you up a little, we offer you several options for such congratulations in prose:
Let your mood be as bright as the lights on a Christmas tree, your thoughts as clear and light as the first snow, and your mood as playful as champagne bubbles! And may this wonderful holiday bring with it a charge of optimism for the whole year ahead! Meet him with a smile and positivity!
May your loved ones and family always be healthy and happy, and may luck and love always be with you! I hope next year is exactly how you envisioned it! Enter the New Year with new wishes and dreams!
In the New Year, I wish you gorgeous Mondays, fabulous Tuesdays, wonderful Wednesdays, sunny Thursdays, wonderful Fridays, exciting Saturdays and the most romantic Sundays! Happy holiday!
May your life in the New Year be as bright as a clear sunny day, as full as a glass of champagne, as carefree as that of an oligarch’s daughter. And may your eyes always shine with joy, positivity, optimism!
I would like to wish you health, happiness, joy and definitely big salaries! Let everything be new in the new year, but let your friends remain old, faithful, kind and dearly loved! Just like you are with us!
May the next year be better than the previous one - happier, brighter, more fun, more serene. I wish you health, prosperity, smiles from friends, good luck, emotions and bright ideas.
Let only good and pleasant memories of the old year remain in our memory, and this will allow us to boldly and joyfully look into the future.
I wish you in the New Year - if you stumble, then over money, if you fall, then into your arms, if you cry, then from happiness!
May the New Year be successful for you in every way: on the personal front, at work, in your family, with friends. Good health to you and be happy! Happy New Year!
Happy holiday to you! Let all doors open, wishes come true, plans come true, dreams come true. Let happiness, like a magical snowflake, fall into your palm and never melt!
Congratulations for colleagues
Sometimes it happens that you need to say a toast in the presence of a large number of people. Some people are shy and cannot find the right words, especially if the proposal comes spontaneously. Such situations happen very often at corporate events. We will try to help you and offer several options for wishes to our colleagues:
Let's raise our glasses and once again wave the burning sparklers over our festive table. I want to wish each of you absolutely the same as a year ago. After all, this is what allowed us to remain the same cohesive and professional team. Let's develop and stay the course ahead.
Another year has passed. He was full of different impressions, successes and yet sorrows. Let's draw conclusions from it and prevent mistakes in the New Year. Dear colleagues, let's drink to our career growth, blessings in the family and the health of our loved ones!
Dear colleagues, we are all waiting for something. Someone is waiting for a promotion, someone is waiting for a salary increase, someone is waiting for a vacation. I wish that in the coming year, all our expectations will come true, and not only in terms of work, but also in personal affairs. Happy New Year!
Let's have a drink so that Santa Claus will prepare a wonderful gift for our friendly team - a year of stability and prosperity. So that salaries grow faster than prices in stores, and work brings pleasure. Happy New Year, colleagues.
They say that happy is not the one who has all the best, but the one who is able to get the best from what he has! May our dear colleagues have more opportunities for happiness in the New Year!
Warm words in verse
There are people for whom writing a poem costs nothing. They are truly lucky and can easily wish Happy New Year to anyone. However, it is worth noting that most people do not have such talent, but want to congratulate their loved ones beautifully and sublimely. We bring to your attention several relevant poems that will be appropriate when celebrating the Year of the Pig, that is, 2019:
All the best to you, all the best,
Good luck in everything and happy occasion.
May your worries be pleasant
Work brings good feelings.
Let the New Year not bring sorrow,
But only have a great mood!
Happy New Year with a new happiness!
Let bad weather pass you by,
Laughter flows like a stream
Let it fill your whole house,
Happiness jumps with him to boot,
Luck will follow them
And wealth at the same time
It will fly through the window!
Let your wishes come true!
Everything bad will be forgotten!
Love will come with hope,
With unbridled passion!
May happiness be eternal
Health - endless,
All dreams are real
Ideas are only brilliant,
The charge is only long and vigorous!
Always! And happy New Year!
Happy New Year with a new happiness,
With new joy and love.
May the year bring you good luck,
Laughter, smiles and health.
It will warm the heart with tenderness,
Will fill souls with kindness.
May the New Year be generous
The brightest, the best.
New Year's chaos
Managed to enter every house,
And people mixed, trees,
Jewelry, needles.
Tangerines and firecrackers,
And sweets, and outfits..
Happy New Year! With a new step
To life with the taste of chocolate,
Into life with a flow of beauty,
Where dreams come true.
To the chimes this time
May all your wishes come true.
May the year pass without troubles.
More sweet victories!
May the year be filled with fun
Warmth, comfort, mood!
Funny and children's SMS Happy New Year
Laughter is a part of our life. It warms our hearts, helps us overcome difficulties and prevents many of us from falling into depression. Funny Happy New Year SMS messages are perfect for the New Year holidays, because this holiday is filled with good mood and fun from beginning to end. Funny SMS among teenagers has long become the norm. Why don’t we send our closest friends congratulations with jokes.
| Funny for adults | Cool for kids |
| Be the Snow Maiden on New Year's Day, A beauty, not a fool. In a beautiful white fur coat. Intoxicated, cheerful, brave! |
Happy New Year! Let it frost Doesn't sting blue nose. And in the face of the gray-haired grandfather Will bring a lot of gifts! |
| When the clock strikes twelve, You don't have to hold out for long - Don't fall on your face at Olivier, Be cheerful and young! |
Santa Claus is just a grandfather, He's wearing a fur coat and felt boots. If you dance with him, He can give a hundred gifts. |
| Let Santa Claus have a burgundy nose, Good luck, a lot of money will give you, Snow Maiden secretly all year Quietly drinks cognac. Well, the boss, a faithful friend, Will provide a thousand services! |
May Santa Claus be with you today He will bring a ton of gifts: A bag of sweets, a hundred toys, Enough for a whole year. |
| Happy New Year! Don't be naughty If you drink, have a snack. In the morning let the girl get hot It will bring you a hangover. |
Let it be white and fluffy This New Year will be Sweet, sweet like toffee But useful, like compote! |
| I wish you not to be separated from your loved ones, Meet with friends more often! Happy to just get married, Admire the wondrous nature, It’s a pleasure to communicate with everyone, And achieve the necessary goals, Don't be afraid of adversity, don't be afraid of mistakes, Live with optimism and laugh! |
Three hares are galloping dashingly, Good Santa Claus is in the sleigh! We are lucky, good luck And a whole lot of fun! |
For some reason, every time another New Year approaches, it seems that just recently we were accepting congratulations on the upcoming year, exchanging gifts, opening champagne and making wishes... And now, looking back at the passing year of the Monkey and preparing surprises for the New Year of the Rooster , we remember all the events of the last 366 days that have flown by. Yes, the leap year is ending - according to popular belief, not very lucky; the next cycle comes, already with 365 days. I believe that there will be a hundred times less troubles and failures! The number of good news should increase by the same amount. Conveying Happy New Year greetings to colleagues 2017 , We wish each of them to forget about their problems, solve financial issues, fall in love for the first time or even do it all over again, finally go to the Czech Republic (Bulgaria, Italy, etc.) on vacation, win the lottery... But you never know what you can wish for your colleagues? Probably, each of them cherishes his own dream - basically, we wish for their fulfillment. How to congratulate your work colleagues depends entirely on the team and the atmosphere in it. For example, fellow doctors love funny congratulations. For some reason, lawyers, police officers, and accountants are a little more serious. They prefer formal congratulations in prose. Teachers and educators are most often congratulated by students and their pupils. That is why fellow teachers probably have the largest number of postcards with wonderful wishes accumulated at home.
The best congratulations on the New Year of the Rooster 2017 to work colleagues - Unusual gifts and funny poems
If you have been working in a certain work team for several years, you are probably accustomed to the format of celebrating the New Year with colleagues. In some creative teams, the Year of the Rooster 2017 will generally “meet” several times. Actors, singers, dancers, comedians... These people are often booked for corporate events. They will be lucky to celebrate “several” New Years and exchange greetings with possibly thousands of people! For them, the New Year is real hard work, although, of course, it is associated with entertainment. Colleagues from the “beau monde” prefer glamorous congratulations. They like to organize pranks for their friends, give them unusual gifts, and write original congratulatory poems. Things are simpler in working teams of engineering and technical workers. Usually, their imagination is aimed more at improving some mechanisms, developing parts, etc. For them, New Year’s greetings are more of a formality, and sometimes not entirely pleasant. Colleagues who are computer scientists, most of whom spend little time looking up from their monitor screens, most often celebrate the New Year by tapping on their laptop keyboards. Online congratulations, virtual cards and funny media files with funny videos are perfect for them.
May the New Year bring you
Prosperity and income.
May success follow you
So that there is no interference in anything.
May your health be good,
The mind is enlightened, tenacious,
There is peace in the world, and harmony in families.
Raise everyone's salaries.
A lot of strength and optimism,
Travel and tourism,
In the souls - sunny weather.
Everyone, colleagues, Happy New Year!
Something is itching my nose.
Maybe the frost is to blame?
Or is it coming to us
Happy New Year?
We need to prepare -
So that the holiday becomes a reward,
So that the table is bursting with food,
Let Santa Claus be surprised.
Let's have a great time in the coming year,
Only brings us happiness!
They say how you will meet New
You will spend the whole year like this.
How far will you go then?
If you know, what are you waiting for?
Watch TV for a year
A year to cook, wash spoons,
With a headache, with a blue nose,
Walking around with crumbs in your eyebrows...
Well, I do not! Forgotten by us
And TV, and Olivier...
Better with best friends
Drink in a cafe for a whole year!
Funny Happy New Year 2017 greetings to colleagues - The funniest congratulatory poems for the Year of the Rooster
New Year is the most cheerful and anticipated holiday in Russia. Probably, in no other country at the end of every December do they receive and send such a huge number of congratulations as in Russia. Of course, in 2017, postal workers and all their colleagues will not find it so difficult to work before the New Year. Most of the New Year of the Rooster greetings will be sent not by “regular” mail, but by email. Mobile phones will be bursting with calls and SMS. Greeting cards, of course, will appear in mailboxes, but not in every family. Today, indeed, it is easier to order a virtual greeting card than to use the services of the Russian Post - you don’t want kind words to arrive late due to the huge flow of correspondence. A great option to congratulate your work colleagues is to purchase a ready-made funny postcard with funny pictures and add a funny verse of your own composition there. You can also use our selection of funny Happy New Year greetings.
Happy New Year
You, colleagues and friends,
And I wish that we live
Together, like one family.
May luck be with you
With us for a whole year,
Salary will increase
And let our income grow.
So that we are one team
We walked forward confidently.
The New Year is about to start,
Gives good luck to everyone.
Colleagues, Happy New Year!
And if something didn’t come true in the old one,
We do not lower the bar for desires,
So that Grandfather Frost will tense up.
May the coming year be great,
On the graph the curve is growing upward,
The income will be decent and decent,
And life is without troubles and interference.
I wish you promotion and growth,
Less delays and problems,
Complex issues can be resolved easily and simply.
Happy New Year everyone! Happiness and peace to everyone!
At work - success, and at home - comfort,
May everything in your life be very cool.
Career growth, wealth in your pocket,
An apartment, a car, an Armani suit!
And let there be as much money as winter snow,
I wish you from the bottom of my heart, colleague!
Let him bring everything that is listed
New Year 2017!
Official congratulations to Russians on the Year of the Rooster - Greeting cards for colleagues in prose for the New Year 2017
On New Year's Day, most of the work teams do not officially work. The exceptions, of course, are doctors, police officers, the Ministry of Emergency Situations, Ambulance, sellers of some convenience stores... This will be the case in the New Year 2017. Some will deliver or give birth, others will find New Year's midnight saving a person's life, others will simply forget about the coming of the next Year of the Rooster... Wherever the chimes strike us, in most cases, it will always be possible to turn on the radio or TV and listen to the official presidential Russian fellow citizens. Colleagues who are celebrating January 1 at work as part of their official duties can exchange greeting cards; wish each other well in prose from the bottom of our hearts. Every time, when preparing congratulations for the entire work team, be sure to take into account the interests of each of your colleagues. Buy small souvenirs for them, for example, tabletop figurines of a rooster.
Dear colleagues, Happy New Year! I wish you new creative plans, achievement of your goals, new achievements, interesting projects, mutual respect in the team, always feeling the reliable shoulder of a colleague next to you and, of course, material benefits!
Funny congratulations to colleagues on the New Year of the Rooster 2017 - Funny cards with poems
The tradition of associating the next coming year with the Eastern horoscope and with one of its twelve animals has quietly taken root in our country. Of course, many of us know that the beginning of the real New Year according to the Eastern calendar does not coincide with January 1. Each time its date changes. Chinese New Year will begin in 2017 on January 28th. Unlike the European holiday, it symbolizes the coming spring, the awakening of nature from winter hibernation. If you want to congratulate your work colleagues in a special, original way, you can do it twice. For the first time, give them postcards with congratulations for our New Year on December 31 or a little earlier. Give the second card with the image of the Fire Rooster on January 28 or also... a little earlier - Chinese New Year begins on Saturday, and it is unlikely that your colleagues will be at work on the weekend!
Hooray! Hooray! HOORAY!
New Year's time!
We decorate the Christmas tree together,
Let's decorate the office in style!
To be a friendly team
Great to celebrate the New Year!
So that happiness is with us,
May we get things done!
So that the boss would love us,
Paid bonuses and bonuses.
So that the trade unionist does not offend,
If anything, he defended it.
And so that the accountant is not greedy,
Sweet, kind and pleasant.
Congratulations to you colleagues.
I wish you creative victories,
So that the boss doesn't pester you,
He gave money without stint.
There will be a holiday, there will be a Christmas tree
There will be dancing, there will be vodka.
The wives will freak out
And the husbands will drink.
This is how you celebrate the New Year
All the people are at work.
Well, if not so,
The year goes by anyhow.
Preparing unusual and original Happy New Year greetings to colleagues 2017 , Be sure to consider what kind of team you work with. Of course, it would be inappropriate to amuse the Rooster on New Year’s Day with jokes of serious fellow officers working in the police and play them at the workplace. Official, solemn congratulations in prose are more suitable for them. If you work in a medical team, you can approach the design of New Year’s wishes creatively and with humor. When presenting cards and souvenirs for the New Year, take into account the interests of each person. Let your gift be small, but appropriate and very pleasant! We wish everyone a Happy New Year and wish all your most cherished dreams to come true! I wish you happiness, great luck, peace of mind and peace in families!
Who said that April Fool's Day is not December 31st, but April 1st? Cheerful, funny, comic New Year greetings are more in demand than ever: they do not leave anyone indifferent. Do you want everyone without exception to smile in your New Year’s photos: colleagues, friends, parents, grandparents, and even your mother-in-law? Please them with “cool” New Year wishes in poetry and prose from our section!
They say laughter lengthens life. I'm all for longevity! Even when you have to smile through tears.
Arthur Pozhelaikin
About life
(dark humor?)
Hello Dedushka Moroz,
A beard made of cotton wool!
I'm not asking you
Fur coat and diamonds!
I don't want a cool i-phone
A dacha in the Caribbean
Card to the V.I.P. salon,
Dress from Versace…
Promise that in a year
Gifts for Donbass
Your three will bring -
Not a humanitarian;
They will celebrate the holiday in the region
Peaceful and carefree
And at the festive table -
Not stew with buckwheat.
Make all your wishes come true
You are helping us!
And the i-phone.. Well, so be it,
I do not mind!
They say on New Year's Eve
The dollar will fall sharply!
I wish I knew where he would fall,
Celebrate the New Year there!
“Oh, it won’t be an easy year!” –
Foreigners write.
Our people do not give up.
We are not afraid of sanctions!
Let the foreigner understand:
We are not blind!
Let's save, let's push -
We will pay off loans.
Happy New Year, fellow countrymen!
Happy new life!
Despite all adversity
Let's be healthy!
About the Christmas tree
(as expected - fun :-)
New Year, New Year!
Photo sessions are coming,
It's time for bright shots:
I'm at the Christmas tree - hurray!
I'm behind the Christmas tree - hurray!
I'm at the Christmas tree - hey!!!
Now I'm under it...
Instead of a Christmas tree, here I am.
Happy new year friends!
We wish you such New Year holidays that you will truly be sorry to say goodbye to; so that later in March, when looking at a fairly yellowed tree and a pile of fallen needles, one could philosophically ask the question, “Or maybe the tree will go away on its own?” – and wait for the New Year again!
About the New Year
What does stability mean in Russian? Watch “Yolki” on New Year’s Eve, recite “The Irony of Fate” by heart, sing “Hurdy Organ” with Baskov, fall asleep in a “fur coat”, wake up on January 3 with an irresistible desire to eat last year’s borscht and feel: this is happiness!.. That’s it. We're standing. Happy New Year!
Once upon a time there lived someone: two years ago he was greeted in a hostel... A year ago he was greeted in a one-room, but his apartment... Now he is greeted in a country villa... So let's drink to HIM - to the one who is met in hostel, and in an apartment, and in a villa, hoping that it will be successful! Here's to the New Year!
About family, friends, work.
And my mother-in-law.
Colleagues
We start working together right in the morning - and so on, without slowing down, until the end of the working day. We all bring the work we purchased in advance and start working. We will courageously not put off until tomorrow work that we can drink today. We will look into neighboring departments, exchange work, treat each other to work, and work for the brotherhood. It’s important to do your work properly, otherwise you might end up working in the trash, but you still have to work at home with your family.
We will try, we will try. With coming! Work mood!
Colleague, remember! New Year's corporate party is not a reason:
- turn Olivier into an office aquarium,
– fight with that guy (why is he so funny?!!!),
– fall asleep in the cleavage of an employee from the HR department,
- give the guard some vodka,
- make a sour face when toasted by the deputy director,
– with a bare torso, speed off in someone else’s car... and
So let's raise a glass to our team, where you want to relax and work with dignity! Happy New Year!
Dear Colleagues! I’ll tell you a little secret: in the New Year it will be quite easy for me to love Mondays!.. After all, I work with people like you! Happy and prosperous New Year to you!
To a friend
There is an opinion that a Christmas tree is better than a girl.
Firstly, it will never prohibit watching football.
Secondly, he won’t ask: “Where did you go?”
Thirdly, he won’t be jealous of his neighbors’ Christmas trees.
And he won’t be drawn to the store to buy a fur coat.
And yet I will risk wishing you to celebrate the New Year at the New Year tree in a wonderful female company! With coming!!!
To a friend
Today you forget about everything in the world,
After all, there is nothing sadder in the world,
Than New Year and thoughts about diet.
Imagine that Olivier has no calories!
Then we will start life again from the beginning,
Let's make our dreams come true in the gym.
In the meantime, let's raise our glasses
For willpower, charm and beauty!
I want to meet the right guy
So that he doesn’t spoil your mascara, but only your lipstick!
Parents
Dear Parents!
Only as I grew up did I realize how lucky I am to have you! You always gave me your best and did not pull out the most delicious candies from New Year's gifts.
Grandma
Live a new life!
Everyone's calendars lie:
Be young, healthy,
Make it a rule
Have fun more often
And dance in the club,
After all, in dancing and girls
You can give a head start!
Grandfather
According to this grandfather
The girls are still drying!
I need to quench my thirst
And pour some champagne!
On the New Year, as on Victory Day,
We drink to the best grandfather!
Wife
Darling, you are simply a magician! And how do you do it? Clean and cook all day on December 31st, and on New Year's Eve look like you just came from the salon! It’s impossible not to believe in a miracle next to you!
The sage was right when he opened the way to her husband through the stomach.
My soul! I'm losing my mind over your dishes!
Darling! Your kitchen makes me smile!
You are not my mistress - you are a Fairy!!!
Of good! Charming! Beautiful!
In the new year, go out with friends to drink beer more often!
To my husband
Honey, thank you for not having to write letters to Santa Claus. After all, I can ask for any gift directly from my husband!
To kid
Sunny, no need to shout so loudly! Although Grandfather Frost is old, he has good hearing! He will already hear about all your gifts!
And mother-in-law!
Dear mother-in-law, I want to tell you so many warm words that if I entrusted them to a snowman, he would definitely melt. And I'm holding on! If suddenly after a feast I accidentally burst, know: it’s from an excess of feelings! If everyone had such a wonderful mother-in-law like me, there would be no one to tell jokes about. Thank you for everything! Happy New Year!
On the road
I'll give you advice almost like a doctor,
Looking at things correctly and soberly.
In the Year of New Gin, Champagne and Vodka
There is no need to interfere, it is not useful!